Being a woman on the Internet means that sooner or later, you will get an unsolicited dick pic from a random anonymous person (if you're lucky) or someone you know who may have gotten a little too drunk (if you're less lucky). Either way, no one really knows why men think we're interested in images of their junk and I have yet to discover the source myth about that one time some girl responded with anything but shaming and blocking.

Many ask what my advice is to women who get images of willies in their inboxes on social media. Coincidentally, most of the people who ask this are not women. So my advice here is to the men of the Internet, the owners of said magnificent and photogenic penii who are wondering why women aren't thrilled and responsive. My advice is:

Send Dik Dik Pics Instead!

The main problem with your penis is that it's scary and ugly. Okay, not yours specifically! Dicks are just not made to be pretty. Neither are vaginas, by the way. It's why women don't send vagina pictures to strangers who are not gynecologists, really. 

So instead of scaring ladies off with your trouser snake, why not send an image of a far cuter and friendlier-looking creature?

I present to you, the Dik Dik.

This cute little antelope lives in the bushlands of eastern and southern Africa, and is bound to sweep any girl of her feet.

Can you say no to this little face?

Didn't think so.

So the next time you feel like sending someone an image of your privates, try sending an unsolicited Dik Dik photo instead. That twitchy nose and big eyes will always triumph over the glory your erection.

Here are some wonderful Dik Dik photos you can save for a moment of need:

(Sauce - Wikipedia)

(Sauce: YouTube)

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(Sauce: ZooBorns)

Good luck!