Adam & Eve Jokes

At what time of day was Adam born? Alittle before Eve.

When was radio first mentioned in the Bible? When the Lord took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker.

Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

Adam and Eve were naming the animals of the earth when along came a rhinoceros.
“What shall we call this one?” Adam asked. “Let’s call it a rhinoceros,” said Eve. “Why?” responded Adam. “Well, it looks more like a rhinoceros than anything we’ve named yet!” Eve replied.

Teacher: Why was Adam a famous runner? Student: Because he was first in the human race.

Adam was created first . . . to give him a chance to say something.

What a good thing Adam had—when he said something he knew nobody had said it before.

The first Adam-splitting gave us Eve, a force which men in all ages have never gotten under control