Steemit - The Road to Success!

in funny •  8 years ago 




Hello, my little friend!


You're here, so you're already on your way to world domination!


These tips will help you become a Great Whale. A bit of time and other whales will notice you, then they will begin to respect you, and after a while, will make you their leader!


Well, let's start!


  • You definitely need to publish content!

Everyone loves tits and cats, and the Internet is limitless! You just need to steal pictures in different places and post them here! Nothing hard, right? The money is already flowing into your pockets! Hush, no one should know...


  • Incredibly smart!

You need to write comments. It is very easy! Just copy one of them... "HAHAHA LOL" "keep up!" "WOW" "UP AND RESTEEM" "STEEM ON!" "I'm following." "Nice post". You can combine them on your own.


  • The more - the better!

You want a lot of money, right? Payments for one or two posts a day / week - not for such a cool dude! You need to publish at least 1 post per hour! Whales will begin to respect you! Of course! You do so much for the Steem development!


  • Advertisement!

After EVERY publication, send to EVERY whale 0.001 STEEM / SBD with beg to vote for your post! Do not forget to duplicate the message in the chat! Fate loves persistent, and money doesn't smell!


  • Great thinker!

Two / three times a week you must publish very philosophy posts! The first way - to steal from other resources... A lot of pluses, but the community can find out. Yes, yes, there are such people, they do not live peacefully themselves, and others are hindered! The second way - to write by yourself. Do not be scared, my little friend, this is not a school exam. It doesn't matter spelling, punctuation and coherence of thoughts!


  • Jack of all trades!

Look through all the posts with great reward! No, of course, you do not need to read them. You must give advices, to anyone and on any subject! As soon as you start doing this, your comments will begin to earn like your posts (and maybe much more)!


  • Elimination of competitors!

Flags... Flags are everything! Wonderful instrument of pressure and blackmail! If you see that someone else's post is gaining money - flagging! Do you feel it, my little friend? THE POWER! If someone asks why you do this - ignore! You are THE BOSS! You don't have to justify yourself to anyone!



As you can see, everything is very simple! A lot of easy money and incredible power to you, my little friend!



Sincerely, Terry Craft



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This post is positively covered in glorious sarcasm :D

Nice! Will start following these strategies. Haha

Don't forget about me when you become a whale )

Haha, I won't.

bro at the rate you are posting and the average of $100 youre making per post, you will become a whale or large dolphin very soon! Youre going to have at least $100,000 or something like over a million rubles right? lol
Damn i see you could have had like $40,000 in your steemit but ow youre back to where I am at! youre around $1000 and Im around $800 and so we are kind of in the same weight class here, but you have been here alot loger and I kknow you would have had ALOT more steempower if you didnt sell it!

But dude this is awesome u still have your followers! and if u can just save up that steempower bro u can start makin even more off ur curation again!

You make wonderful posts, bro! I'm trying to support you! Follow and resteem :)

HAHAHA LOL

And never include pictures with your posts. (I didn't bother reading your article, I just saw it in the "hot" section, so maybe this was already in your post). ;)

A great post for recapping everything I learnt over 6 months ago.

Thanks for the recap :D

Up vote and follow

Good luck my friend ;)

Incredible ❤🙃

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Nice Day?

"HAHAHA LOL" "keep up!" "WOW" "UP AND RESTEEM" "STEEM ON!" "I'm following." "Nice post".

Oops I was just supposed to copy and paste one right, my bot must be malfunctioning :)

This was hilarious! Well written!

Thank you @cryptoviking :)

Нормальная стратегия )))

zachem na russkom pishesh lol

Nice guide bro ! Especially for beginners like me . Keep up !

You made my morning hahaha

Have a nice day :)

Tits and Cats... LoL

HAHAHA LOL, keep it up, Nice post!

Seriously though I thought this was legit. It clicked in when you said 1 post per hour. Lol

Nice post

As you advised: Wow!! UPVOTED, RESTEEMED and FOLLOWED, ABOUT SENDIG STEMM TO WHALES IS GOOD IDEA. THANKS.

I was wondering how you were getting like $100 per post ...and its not because youre posts are THAT special, hey i like em, but yeah its because you joined june last year! and steemit only cane out march last year!

@terrycraft
688 followers 572 posts 23 following
Russia Joined July 2016

I saw that 688 followers AND july 2016 is the real hint! ou earned alot of early steemit users who may have been just minnows but who got to earn alot of free steem in the beginning! well maybe not because steem was up to $4 fast, WELl still, that new steem is mined and gven out everyday an if you post everyday it adds up!

steem is the equivalent of bitcoin miners who mined bitcoin on existing machines they already had, only kept what they needed to pay for overhead, electricity, new hardware, and just gave out the bitcoins to their own subreddit, rewarding tho with the most upvotes with the most bitcoi

thats basicallly what steemit is!

one day it will become too difficult to mine new steem, especially when some steemit users figure out they can start mining steem using their own witness nodes, as a way to earn even more steempower,

the fact that steem is just going to explode in popularity means we will eventually experience what may feel like diminishing returns..

or maybe steemit will just begin selling ads its like an emergency backup plan to use ads! lol

But thenagain we could just keep mining moe steem and investing in steem mining rigs?

The early bird gets... don't undarstand all from your comment, but I hope that understood the essence.