Bitcoin Oracle, Bitcoin Jesus, This Bitcoin Matrix Is Broken Beyond Repair!

in funny •  7 years ago  (edited)

Houston, The Matrix has a problem!

We have the "Bitcoin Oracle" who is constantly wrong, wrong, wrong.

And Bitcoin Judas misleading normies to their doom by telling them an alt coin, BCH is bitcoin, BTC.

Please Roger, you think we forgot your Mt. Gox speech?

Persophene, pack everything into cold storage. It's time to reset this version of the Matrix!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Great memories! We are full of false prophets promoting the future of your personal interests!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Thank you for the vote!

    I trust the people who actually write the code, the devs, over the salesmen. But the latter make fore great comedy!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      We are actually the bitcoin oracle and have the data to back up. We will continue to post our buy and sell signals for free, but of course we never predict prices because that is foolish. Check this out if it interests you: https://steemit.com/steem/@weilii/introducing-the-neux-oracle-steem-and-bitcoin-trade-signals Just started following you, would appreciate a follow back if my price analysis content interests you as well :)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Followed back. We shall see if you are indeed the Bitcoin Oracle. God knows Vinny isn't!

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Lol thanks friend, Vinny is such a joke.

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Spoken like a true Oracle!

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Sneaky Ninja Attack! You have been defended with a 0.77% vote... I was summoned by @themerovingian! I have done their bidding and now I will vanish...Whoosh

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