Reminds me of that one time I got a part of myself caught in the car door
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The reason why I stop climbing fences when I was a teen ( u know to sneak into bars, clubs and shit)
When Life Got You By The Nuts
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and that fence is named 'the wife'
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haha good one :D
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the fence, the door, the mouse trap, the trunk, the nutcracker, etc
yes, pretty much every endearing nickname you can think off
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Hahaha, good one!!!
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Always keep a can of WD40 handy, gets everything unstuck
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great for when you run out of deodorant too
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Yeah gotta love the smell of WD40
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When making sudden movements it's always important to think twice, we don't want to end up closing the door on our sex life
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it's ok, i've had a lot of training with hemorrhoids to take care of myself
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Orange you glad I'm not a watermelon??
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Hahaha hope it doesn't swell to those proportions
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Nothin' like stretchin' the ol' knothole, eh?? lolol
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Sweet Tree Stump....that's some serious stretching there women! I won't be just sitting on a yoga ball if you know what I mean
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lmao
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Oh yeah...BTW Welcome back. I see you got my message!
We need to have more comic chicks showing up here......least the danger of a sausage fest occuring and @traf just becomes a hotdog stand
Not So Good For Daily Consumption
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yea, I got the message lol....ya know, the saying goes 'man cannot live by sausages alone' so you gotta have a taco every now and then ;)
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I love Mexican!!
Who doesn't?
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hahahah..I'm teary eyes sweetie, teary eyed
Viva la mexico!
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meep
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Good to see you meep!
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You gotta be careful experimenting with genitals in the public....
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Damn you consider your tongue a genital huh d4ki? Sweet bejesus you must lick them like a frog!
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i see, he's stuck downstairs too
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See @traf has got it but @dj123 my man need to do more experiments :P
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Lol...with you any day @d4ki, same time tomorrow night?
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"Come back and fight, you coward! It's merely a testicle, I've got another!" (Monty Python- The Meaning of Life)
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just practicing for those smaller glory holes
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Lol happened something like this before but no that part of my body
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which part my dear @steeminator3000, don't hold back on the details now
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Alright so this is more of an interesting fact than related. Everyone one knows about the American conversation about 4 bases n sex... 4th base being actual sex. But did you know there is a 5th base? What is it you ask? Click on this and the other link to get a good picture of it.
Warning: NSFW obviously
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Thank you for the education snsfw.....that buddy IS 5th AND 6th base right there
Mmm why do I suddenly feel like having spaghetti and meatballs for lunch?
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It happens..
Earnings from this comment will be donated to steemlab
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Hate to ask what burst into a pool of blood.....but I'm too curious.....so wtf got smashed?
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A watermelon..
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that doesn't look like watermelon juice...nosiree I can see the damn hemoglobin on the glass!
probably just a movie prop - nothing to be scared about people
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😂😂😂
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nature is wise dear friend @traf, often does something amazing and leaves us open-mouthed, we can not believe that this is happening but it is real, look at these images
fuente:http://desmotivaciones.es/5766935/Arboles
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fucking trees
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That's the type of pain that gives you flashbacks and requires years of counseling. Think before you zip people
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Fastest car in the world .
HaHaHaHa
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Be different !!! Ya #traf mt3 zebbi
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How does it happen.?
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Hahaha looks funny! Btw, my upvote doesn't worth anything 'cuz I'm a newbie here, but I'm posting this comment as a support. If you want, you can check my introduction post and leave me some feedback. And yeah, I'm 17 :) PEACE!
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Alright kiddo, let me learn you since you're new.
6.1. Say something funny about it.
6.2. And post the picture
6.3. and link to the article.
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Err...if that kid passes can I get dipps on that brilliant idea...can even do 50/50 split ;p
LOL...hey @lukaluci listen to itchysack he really knows all about stuck nuts!
Also good advice....so listen up nice and good
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haha nice guide
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That being said, accidents happen...
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How, but how?? lmao that s funny as hell
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Imagine the trapped being your balls. Lord have mercy.
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Again a nice post, thank you :)
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Now, that's funny!
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Ha!? That is neat and not something you would see every day.
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