Always Use Protection

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you're getting ready to have a conversation with a friend who spits a lot while talking

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A little bit of awareness can save you a lot of messiness later on.

Here's Jackie showing us how to be an action hero & stay safe from spits & squirts ;)

My first Steemit video!

haha doubt this is one of his proudest moments

hahah....I've never seen this before, like 100% awkwardness putting your arms around mr.condom, lovely classic, nice!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Love Story

Candy and Rufus were neighbours & enemies, then one day they both realise they had 1 thing they both loved a bit of spitting & splashing

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this is why my dog hates it when i have diarrhoea

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Ewwwww!! lol now you made me I wish gone with Rufus the firefighting dog

I see multiple uses for this mask - my buddy Dick spits a lot

good job sneaking up to all those people in that inconspicuous outfit

Thank you ! It's hard to stay quiet when you easily step on the balls

Maybe he's just too easily excited

I think you are right. He is definitely bursting with excitement

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Now I know what the F these are for... Also good to answer the question of spit or swallow.

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nah dude, they're to stop me from chloroforming them

cover your face !!!!

ewww?

could come in useful in the porn industry

I keep thinking they're going to shoot someone's eye out with that thing.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Thanks for the advice @traf. I will definitely use protection.


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funnily enough that's my size, they're just wearing it wrong

Ha Ha, from such a friend on to stay away, it may turn out that he is a camel: D Lol

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Camel huh? Nice metaphor:)

My major concern is how to cope with my crush that spit out this

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hahah @traf i have no fear because i have a a good security
@enjoy happy friendship

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HAHAHA @traf and when students come in class to sit front of thier profesor who spits a lot while talking
MUST WATCH

Great method of protection

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I'm so excited to dance so much
fun

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like I dipped my head in a bucket full of water :D @traf

haha how funny is this

You can't protect yourself. haha

hahaha very funny

Excellent funny, amazing post, thanks for sharing

Stick a sock in their mouth and text them instead :O)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hi,

Since both of your gifs are irrelevant. I'm going to flag one of them. Next time, I'm going to flag all of them.

hahahh epic tip to remember lol

nice upvote me plsce

why?... Why should I upvote you?

this works pretty well too!

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I feel that @steemnsfw is going to have a field day with this one

Personally I enjoy the squirters

Umm.... NSFW though if you haven't guessed by now they're all NSFW... It's in the name

He forgets the most important part tbh... Why would you cover everything above your beardline except your eyes --'

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bla , bla , bla , bla.. thx for the shower.. lol

Hahha... Great idea

What a fun it is!
Great entertainment.
I will wait for your upcoming post.
Thanks @traf for sharing.

The masks should be black to make them look like bad guys

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HaHaHa.....
I am still laughing after saw this.😂

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