When she leaves you for another guy there's only one thing left to do
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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yeah, it's hard when the heart is broken, nothing soothes like a lemon-vodka, tequila shots, or basically anything 70 proof
Tough Times: You Can Count On Your Drinking Buddies To Help Out
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it has to be strong enough to double as a flame thrower
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Hey @traf,
When will you do a #comedyopenmic entry. We know you're cooking up something special. Less than 24hrs left to go...
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i'll try to have a look at the winning picks tomorrow
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Hi @traf,
It seems you got a $143.1191 upvote from @trafalgar at the last minute before the payout. (60.67h) and this comment is to make everyone aware.
Please follow @abusereports for additional reports of reward pool abuse. Thank you.
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If you are back off the wagon you might as well do it in style and get some of Colombia's finest marching powder also!
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grandma must have been quite a large woman to leave behind so much ashes
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We are not civilized that much yet so punching the other guy is another option ! :D
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ya cockatoos are way ahead in that regard
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strangely appropriate from the @steeminator3000
btw. I'm anxiously waiting for a short comedy post or mime from you at #comedyopenmic, you know it's only going to be complete if dolphins as awesome as you come join us!
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How much time do I have man ? :D
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probably just under 20hours, there's lots of upvotes even after we're finish and better yet great place to get a ton of new followers. I notice almost averaged payout for ALL contestants is >$8, and folks are getting dozens of new followers for everyone over $4-5 too!
if you can, just do a short one so I can upvote you!
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No need for upvotes man if I ever do I will do because I like how you guys chill in blockchain there shouldd be more legit users like you having fun in steemit where can I find the original announcement of the contest ?
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thanks a bunch @steeminator3000! yeah we want #funny to grow, we're like the smallest community here man!
goto tag #comedyopenmic should be top 2-3 of trending
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I'm not a dolphin but I will try to attend this activity! Have fun :)
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will be great to see your submission @cemke, I've seen some of your replies, you're funny! ok...do it quickly so it has time to accumulate upvotes, let me know as soon as it's done so I can go upvote it!
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Thank you so much your kind comment! I will tell you when I post it. Just upvote if it is really funny :)
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I'm done, hope you like it @dj123!
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Drinking when both your hearts are broken is only for weak humans.
We, Klingons, spit on your broken hearted rituals. We battle our ex-partners to the death, either they die or we die. If they die, their new human boyfriend can cry like a weeping
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haha thats me when someone offers me a light beer
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Who needs that low calorie crap?
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Lol, in such a situation, it remains to get drunk and go back home, ha ha ha :D
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ya, still have to drive the fucking kids from school on the way back too
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The best revenge is to go out and drink with other girls
That will show her
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Party! That's what I'm talking about. Have him deal with her problems. Time to talk to those cute birds in the back.
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hey @theabsolute, tell me you have put in an entry into #comedyopenmic, we got like 20hours left and I gotta upvote your submission or I won't forgive myself!
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No worries, I made sure to have a submission
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Drunk Drinking Dog GIF
Drinking fish gif
drinking beer alcohol robert
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dang poor fish must have been left behind hard by a cute one from the school if he's risking being caught just to get a drink
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Ahahaha Same as my dog who drinks beer
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Hi @kaorujimura, I notice you just join us this month. A warm welcome to Steemit!
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It is OK, I'm fine.
Just give me one more beer!
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hehhehehe your post very funny!
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The girl threw you? Do not worry! I will accept you as you are!
Conscription point. Military registration and enlistment office. ha - ha
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ha ha ha
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Just don't break your beer googles when going for the eye-socket twist
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Wow !it's a nice post,we want to see another amazing post!
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Really very very very funny sir
Thanks
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thanks for sharing this post I appreciate your funny carry on .. resteemit..
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The best advise man!
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ohh no this is great post.nice photo,
fantastic job.
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That was when Harry realized that life punches you in the balls
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amagin funny post.you are great @traf
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so funny @traf your blog also lought me
thank you so much for your funny video
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@traf,
When I decided to be with Alco and the GF decided to be back :D
Cheers~
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There always had to be an excuse ;0)
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source: http://rs273.pbsrc.com/albums/jj222/Sitonitngrind/animated%20picture%20tags/homerbeerkeg.gif~c200
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Nice post
Please vote me to
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