When you're been single for a little too long
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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Yes, this is a real problem with lonely children from the internet generation(s).
This is why you need to shield kids away from porn until they are at least able to be proportional
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ah, an altar boy
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That's my greatest fear to become like a crab with 1 big hairy hand! ....no wait to get crabs.....no wait.....nevermind. Walks away in shame
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crabs are ok, it's like a side snack during oral sex
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Wow, the way your mind works....I kowtow to you.
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traf is forever the optimist. Always looking for the good in people, even when they give him crabs.
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Being single has taught me flexibility
Which comes pretty handy sometimes
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it's probably just the picture on her shirt
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3D picture...right.
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I could give you a hand if you want.
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Oh, that's very generous of you.
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It would be no problem.
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Very impressive, which yoga school did you say you go to?
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You have to get yourself a sexbot right now. I know they are messy and difficult to maintain... and they stink and draw flies... a bit like a corpse.... I got three broken ones in the shed out back.... Hmmmm. Nevermind.
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ya they're becoming more and more realistic these days
mine cries and begs for me to free her from the basement
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not enough space for me to use both hands
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Better not squeeze it too hard !
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its like a circumcision every time
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Thats why you always keep the shake weight handy, gotta balance out your forearm strength
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i see, that's what you're meant to do with your free hand to keep things balanced
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Not sure ive used that move before.
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Ok lets see
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Circle up
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And circle down, got it! Will try in my next gym session.
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the world is unfair, we're 7 billion and why do we still have to be lonely? why traffy?
I've A Heavy Lifter
source: pinterest
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world population 7 billion.
my country has 2.6%.
2.4% of the world's poor population ,,
ha ha
officials in my country are corrupt
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apakah anda dari indo, jika anda,anda bersenang-senang mengobrol dengan teman saya
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Postingnya bagus.. telah kami upvote yah.. ;-)
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Anda tidak perlu mengatakan bahwa anda sudah upvote .
Karena vote anda juga sama seperti upvote kami .
Anda akan tidak disukai oleh orang orang jika anda masih melakukan ini .
Anda akan di bote sebagai saksi
Jika anda tidak mengatakan,
hallo, kami sidah upvote yaa .
Semoga bermanfaat untuk kita semua @puncakbukit .
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kata baik silligirl ;)
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checkout #comedyopenmicindonesia winners:
https://steemit.com/contest/@rastaufik10/pengumuman-pemenang-kontes-comedy-open-mic-indonesia
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Oke, thank you @dj123 .
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pesan menunggu
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Ha ha,, anda bisa bahasa indonesia ?
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that's true eveywhere, just to different degrees.....hey come join us in comedyopenmic discord https://discord.gg/E8MeMUx
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I'm a two-handed warrior beast mofo :P
Size and ambidextrousness runs in my mother's side of the family
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Perhaps the best thing about being single is that you can be as weird as you want at home ... and no one will judge us.
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god alone exists in solitude.
he likes to do it alone.
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When i single for too damn long.
What i feel when i see a girl.
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Lol, i do not know to whom as, but it helps me to contact with the neighbor, ha ha ha :D
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lol here is female equivalent for one handed action!
Lifting a full frozen ice-cream scoop takes muscles too!
link
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Stop girl....just put it down slowly.
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Agreed. Always something better to eat...
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I too like to exercise to distract my mind from the loneliness and increase my chances of finding a mate.
That's what you're inferring, right?
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When I wanted to make a salad with crab sticks, the crab took away the knife. ha ha
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If this is a true capture it made me cry.
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So funny..
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It is So Funny.... and if you go upvote @traf, you will get sparkling teeth!
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tiny creature
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Greetings @nomita, yes it's a tiny creature, now go give @traf a tiny upvote ok?
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it's best funny post
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Are you sure it's the best funny post? Ok will you think about it, go upvote @traf, best right?
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Its really funny
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True! Its really funny, and when you upvote @traf, you'll see many more rotating $ signs too!
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Owk to be honest, I don't quite understand this. Could you please throw a little more light?
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Basically, you get withdrawn into your shell due to the lack of a partner to understand your feelings and emotions.
Also, jerking off.
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wow,amazing,,, i like your all post...
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wow you really are amazed!
upvote @traf make you smiles brighter :D
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That is welcoming us.
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Do you want to play with me.
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Woow amazing very funy
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What the f is single 😝😋
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I put the "sing" in single. But when i am only the
shower....Lol.......
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Better than becoming too aggressive:
source: http://resources.news.com.au/files/2014/09/24/1227068/807532-bobbit-worm.gif
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Actually the crab does kind of look like it's dancing.
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Hey, even girls can get lonely muscle arm!
I will show this to my little sister when she annoys me
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You need a good hobby, badly.
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Yeah, see the color don't match, gotta get even tan on that arm, no
Asian NiggerIslander will allow such shame to occur!Downvoting a post can decrease pending rewards and make it less visible. Common reasons:
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I am single by choice, and my mom agrees with me!
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You are also very brave. I would never let anything that sharp near my favorite thing in the world.
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