Birthday?

in funny •  6 years ago 

When you lie about your birthday being only a week away to your new girlfriend because you want anal

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@traf,
Yeah it's not easy to agree a girl for go anal these days lol :D

Cheers~

especially if you're shaq

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Lol. It is necessary to be charming and modest in such a statement

or just sneak it in suddenly

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People who lie about their birthdays because they don't want to look old according to their age.

my wife keeps telling people shes 29
I know that's bs because that would make her the same age as my mother in law

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