Blind Date From Hell

in funny •  7 years ago 

When your new friends set you up on a blind date and you find out it's your ex wife

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

just be grateful you didn't have a blind sex date with your ex wife


Oh Wait Any Sex Is Good Sex - Did She Stay For 'Old Time Sake' Sex?

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that's just me and the wife in bed

Every man who has an evil ex should have developed spider sense when she's 100m away. Next time run and get some cover behind the bar the moment you gets the tingles.


Trust your goosebumps, it's your superpower against exes

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Haha the ex sense - the instinct that has saved many men from being pre extinct

haha looks like her bralizian just grows out whenever i'm near as a defensive measure

@traf,
And you got the excuse from her own words :D Just run :D

Cheers~

i'm always being myself, that's the problem

@trafalgar,
Then you have to date her again lol :D Not a bad idea isn't it :D

Cheers~

Like a floodwave you remember all the times she cracked your nuts

yeah the flood of bad memories is totally a boner killer

let me help

My balls just when from small and shriveled up to big and bouncy - thanks bro !

now thats something you don't want to have your penis caught in

A bear trap is nothing compared to a pussy trap

Also when each of you realize you're totally screwed because you both popped 3 viagra before the date.

At least she's the one violating her restraining order this time.

yeah if you've seen my ex you'll know that you'll need at least 3 viagras every time she shows her face

Wait, she has a dick? And testosterone

Get with it man! Female viagra is really a "thing" now. It's pink for the ladies so it matches their purses. Also a way to overcharge people with placebo pills and give men false hope once again.

lol....nah, too late i already imagined your manly ex wife....bwahaha

Question is how HARD will be to explain why they see you when they see you :D

You didn't specify. I assumed (given your recent comments) you both partook of the same blue pills.

lol seriously stiff

with a total of 6 Viagra, you guys be breeding like rabbits the whole night!

change that to gay rabbits lol

Haha well the blind date could always be worse

haha take advantage when you can

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Given how he treated her previously I'm not surprised she wasn't too happy.

secretary 101 training

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

err...it was not his daughter, one of the episodes proved it

he did kinda loved her

upvoted for racist redneck remark

Ok fixed it

not to shabby

@traf - Ouch. That is like going for a wedding and finding a funeral instead. Blind date be damned!
Upvoted.
Regards,

@vm2904

@traf hhh your face after seeing her :

hhh no god please no

i have the solution you should do like if you are blind hhh

Worst still it's your daughter!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

not for trump, would be his dream date


Creepy-creepy

Fuck thats creepier than Angelina Jolie kissing her brother and dad on the lips

yup...that's the point...fcuk-up isn't it? (and not in a good way)

Yeah. It's hard to masturbate to this image. Still managed though

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

that was going to be my original reply...i thought it punched hard in a creepy way...but decided to use it to enhance holybranches' reply...you know i like them holy replies

hehehe...

Keep up the good work then Sensei.

Jesus loves you 😁

no Jezus lovs you

now go post something snazzy so sensei can upvote it

Wow...

Guess I'm never really gonna stop wondering how this ginger bread ended up at the Oval.

Lol, with such a wife is not willing to meet even blindly, ha ha ha :D

cry?

Yeah, you have to watch out for those redheads

Errr....it's not quite the red hair that's bothering me, can't seem to point to the tip of the issue here

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What more can I say? The quarrel is over. Come to think of it, we have always wanted the same thing.
We just go to my house and we have hot steamy sex!

You should post this on Dporn. Stop wasting contents!

Hahahahahhahahaha that moment when you are set on a blind date and you finally realise that she is your ex...for me, I will be like
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lol

hahaha ............ very enjoyable moment. thanks for sharing funny post.

Heheheheh! to much funny Your blog is full of fun that good I like it and appericiate you,

When she was the one who planned the idea of ​​trapping you

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Thanks for the share..
Dear @traf 💘
Upvote done

Carry on dear

When she finds out that you are not poor anymore


(I suggest you to watch till end, this is a show from Turkey)

I think everything is more when you wear this t-shirt. LOL

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Search on google:
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Google: Did you mean:

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So funny.... U5dqsTMoJJhh5BCqzfAtSBv3W9jJfDx.gif

Old is gold, take another sip , LOL

What a hell

THE dance

Like huh what is the worst thing that could possibly happen
I JUST DON´T KNOW

Blind date as like when two people chat facebook different name and decided we meet and show are husband and wife .

Hahahahahaha

Hahahah.
Oh, this is the height of set up.

I will just disappear.

good your photo post

Funny meme

very good activitu that is i see
thanks for sharing
vote me and i will resteemit this post
carry on dear
@traf

hahaha and you shock when you really find yourex on blind date @traf

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Hahahah.
Oh, this is the height of set up.

I will just disappear.

BEtter than matching with her on tinder, not realizing that she’s using pictures from when she was hot and you didn’t recognize her

damn what a naughty friends you have...

And she wants an increase in alimony based on how much money you now make according to your dating profile.

thanks for sharing....

And you kill her
Oh Well

Probably a prank that your friends set you up to. Almost as bad of a joke as your marriage.

this is really funny.. thanks for sharing

My reaction will look somewhat like this: