Breath It In

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When everyone else in the elevator is looking around trying to figure out who farted and they see me all like:

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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

Inhale that protien fart for gains..

@traf,
Dude you looks like a sucking it all. When the elevator open the door you can say:

Cheers~

well that's one way to stop people from smelling it i guess
suck it all up yourself

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Governments use chemical weapons aggressively. Skunks use chemical weapons defensively. Some if us use chemical weapons for fun.

i hope no one launches their warhead up my gas factory in retaliation

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

But when the door is opened..My reaction.

lol just in case they couldn't figure it out in the first place

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I really don't want to smell what the Rock is cooking!

well i can't generally tell someone's diet from the smell of their farts
but if you can, good for you

It maybe healthy for your bowels, but now your colleagues will affectionaly call you stinky.

if that's the case my bowels are the healthiest ever
i'll put that on my tinder profile

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When I fart in the elevator and go out before other people;

It is the real happiness.

so generous, always a parting gift

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Lol, i'm perfectly happy when everyone looks around to see where the breath comes from, ha ha ha :D

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

You can smell what the Rock is cookin'

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You need to breathe really deep. If you connect your movement with your breath, this will all feel a lot easier and more pleasant .

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Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ (edited)

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Lol. I always knew that from me comes the scent of flowers and sweets :))

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My prince is not coming on a white horse.. He's obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused..

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yes @traf and nobody knows ...
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But when the door is opened..My reaction.

breath in Honey:

ohhhhh shit

Moral of the story : Fart smell will be worst even it come from Sexy Asshole. Don't take it In either You will die.

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Leaving a room full of people after letting out a fart

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breathe gifs

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Why Farts Sometimes Get Trapped in Your Vagina

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Fart Breath In....... better than Burn it LOl : )

Note: @traf You can try this with your wife Xd.

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LOL @traf, my girlfriend, such a mischievous and constantly happy when scares me :D

How i will be able to breath in if i fart like this ,

Any solution for me ??

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The girl says , "Good job"
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If you look like that, I doubt they'd say anything about it. Except perhaps to compliment you on your form and technique.

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Clapping while saying "Well done to the farting legen, whoever you are." Just to avoid taking the blame.

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

hahaha,,,that's interesting funny gif.i like your funny post.
upvoted and resteem

Ā  Ā· Ā 7 years agoĀ 

ha ha.
very funny.
and it's true.

Beautiful funny my dear friend @traf
I like it your every post. I appreciate your valuable Post.... best of luck.....

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request photoshopped Bob's

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11 Surprising Things That Give You Gas

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Breathe. Exhale. Repeat

wow
very funny..

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