When your girlfriend says you can trust her but as soon as you take her out she's signalling the word 'Help' in Morse code
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She is really stuck she asks for help ...
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gotta pass wind during winking sometimes
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Trust is such a difficult thing in a relationship. Best to keep love in the basement tied to something immovable.
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ya, although sometimes she cheats on me with the radiator
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Damn that was genius. Was the radiator on or off?
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I'm guessing she must have gotten ahold of one of those Get out of jail, free cards in order for you to take her out. Damn Hillary..
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ya
no idea where she got her get out of basement free card either
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Good thing most people wouldn't recognize Morse code. Hell, if someone shouted "help!" In sign language I would probably think they were calling me an asshole.
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I thought that was 'I'm full and I really need to go take a dump'
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I think she wants to say something different.
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learning to play the flute i think
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Ha ha ha
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Lol. As soon as a friend starts signaling the word "Help" in the Morse code, there are immediately those who want to answer her.
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ya it's how we met in the first place
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When your hammer of thor left a mark in the morning and you telling her to expect another round at night.
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Help HElp HELp HELP HELP!!
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Help, anybody there, he's a maniac
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hint hint hint
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I would like to trust her, but she starts to wink at everyone, considering herself very sexy. Ha ha.
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Lol. I think your girlfriend can be trusted. Just she has a nervous tic, from the first guy.
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Lol. When she confessed that she was mowing for two eyes, I definitely trusted her.
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Sorry, did i asked u to go out w me?
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very funny
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ha ha ha......speed is low
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gf bf hahaha
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