Clap Clap From The Wife

in funny •  7 years ago 

My wife when I finally found the clitoris

*gif from giphy

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I really do not understand this one, I am still a kid

But maybe all you gents should ask your wives for advice to give a really good respond

u know incase she gets on Steemit to ban you forever from traf responding read your postings

these mail order brides get a little too comfortable and want the world these days

I know exactly where it is, you can't see it but you can feel it.

ah it's a mario kart fanatic

Haha

a banana peel? looks more like a wishbone from a velociraptor

Haha

lol!

that means you have a long experience in the field, my friend . And your wife is dancing with joy in your achievement . I wish you good luck .

Also, when you take out the trash,
get laundry in the hamper,
lawn mowing/snow shoveling,
work 50 hours a week,
walk dog, feed kids, brush teeth, open jars,
quit watching sports, be nice to in-laws,
lay down in front of a semi-truck...

ya, the truth hurts yo

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Wait a second you mean people have been getting an applause all these years for finding the joy button?

Damn it I'm so pissed now, I want a 21 gun salute! I'm like 5th degree black belt at pin-the tail on the donkey!

I thought it was just a pimple

@traf - She ain't clapping. She is showing how she will slap your balls if you take that much time finding it!! LOL
Good one. Gosh - you are going to make me go the NSFW way on Steemit!!
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Regards,

@vm2904

ahh, she's like a seal

Don't worry young people,

With time and experience you'll become master locksmiths to that special vault

oh yes, 1 caveat, this is only true as long as you don't get locked out in the dog-house, there is no escape from that



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i'm permanently in the dog house i got my own set of keys

She: Clap! Clap!
Me: Slow Bow


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hmm pretty sure it's on her collar bone

Master Level Clitoris Finding Training:


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You must be rich if SHE became your wife before this epic achievement. ;)

nah, mail order brides are 99.95 + postage

Darknet + Monero?

And then I'd say....

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

oh come'on it's a team effort

it's a collaboration between me and my little brother - we call it our little treasure hunt


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Good video.thanks for sharing@traf

Please help this man how to be able and find the place of the clitoris at his wife .

And if you did not find it, you would be punished as this bridegroom was punished .

clitoris is where the real fun lies.
Clap clap for the efforts to locate it

Better than giving your wife the clap

She probably would have been a little more excited if you found it on her instead of her best friend.

Lets do the wave in a full stadium

Actually the real Claping is not from the wife , Clap for wife not from

They really need to make an app for that

Oh what a brilliant boy you are...do it again, do it again!!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hey! @traf If you do not get it fast it does not work for me like that!
Where is the fun?

Clap Clap From The Wife Is Claping for the wife settlement

Well done my friend @traf

And you respond with

Sassy

From the title, I was guessing you caught "the clap" from your wife.