When you need an excuse to leave the party early
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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Maybe her ex boyfriend wanted her to feel how shitty life is without him
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ahh they use to use that as lube for anal
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*everyone, including the pool boy she cheated with.
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Haha 😂Seems like this pool boy is doing fairly well for himself. This is the exact reason I don't have a swimming pool ( it's not because I can't afford it )
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Hahaha they were caught unaware and they thought that crocodile just show face inside the pool
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ya it's the original jaws plot
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I'm not buying it at all. What a sh*tty excuse.
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it's not so bad
wasn't like she was sitting on the water cooler
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i think everyone has to leave with you .... LOL
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haha I wonder if they're willing to drive me home in their own car :)
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@traf - Ewww. Leave a party - never to return - even to the same neighbourhood!! Even a few fart bubbles could have gotten the same effect!
How do you manage to find such quirky gross stuff????
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haha no idea, just ran into it, found it gross, so decided to make a joke outa it and share it :p
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Sexual chocolate, baby.
Lol at their reactions. I haven't seen that kind of panic since Jaws.
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yeah I think that was the first draft of Jaws
woulda been pretty funny actually
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Mud in the Water.
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Sponsored by:
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haha melts in your mouth, as well as your ass
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Eeeee....leavr to never party again....shiittttt😃
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yeah invites to the local pool club has been a little sparse since I used that trick
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Drunk logic: “will have more fun anywhere else...just need to make my escape...”
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*Drunk and on mushrooms.
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omg dude its weired
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lool great Idea hh
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Holy crap! thats just impressive, long gone are the days where I can pump n dump... normally takes me a few hours to get my release.
Honestly I'm a little jeaslous.
Enjoy it young one while you can.
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Hahahaha you are in trouble
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Talk about a sticky situation
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The stealth attack "shart".
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That's got to be pretty embarrassing :-P
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I totally expected a fart from the guy. Everything else was not allowed in my universe.
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omg no. Too far sally
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I could have thought some other reason...;-)
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Ewww....that is gross. I almost threw up. Yuck!
Thanks for that terrible imagery Traffy! But No Thanks!
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I wished I were with them to defend them
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@traf Did you give her Taco Bell?!
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Once you go black, you never go... yeah nevermind
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Creative way to own the cool tub.
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❤❤It was very fun
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