While it's uncomfortable walking around all day with socks stuffed into your briefs, finally getting this look makes it all worth it
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yeah this reminds of the cock-blocker ad to prevent rape
Totally Marketed To The Wrong Demographic
source: pinterest
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nothing blocks cocks like a cock of your own
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I'd still have a crack
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Use a Serbian sausage next time and if things don't work out
You can always throw on the grill for a quick dinner
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haha its like a vagina bulge
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That's plan B :P
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You gotta love yourself a little
That should take care of the chaffing
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trick is to slip on a condom underneath
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Alternatively, if you're secure enough to accept that yours is going to be smaller.
Then anything would be possible
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she's a squirter
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This brings back so many memories, from my childhood
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Hi @traf,
It seems you got a $151.3233 upvote from @trafalgar at the last minute before the payout. (49.95h) and this comment is to make everyone aware.
Please follow @abusereports for additional reports of reward pool abuse. Thank you.
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Sulu approves too
Get ready to have your socks knocked off
gif source: 1,2
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definitely a fitting color
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You sure you were noticing the color and not the size?
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is it just me or are all the Steemian ladies here getting mildly pornographic
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Heheh, we're just picking up from the best.
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You're welcome young padame
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You have a pretty good chance of getting some tonight
Until everything comes off
You know how women feel about dropping your socks everywhere
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especially if you didn't bring condoms you can use it as contraception
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Ever dragged your penis along the carpet? You're right, that's pretty good contraception.
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And having this kind of experience might even create a memorable scene in your heart.
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instead of wham, bam, thank you maam
funkylove be like:
slap, lap, thank you chap
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Hahaha
You got me thinking man
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;) lol, hey go see our replies to your COM submission
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all women should listen to whatever she's listening to more
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I know it socks! Meanwhile here's a disturbing gif
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always carry oranges to work in case of a surprise drug test
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how else do you milk an orange?
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Is that a rhetorical question?
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What do you mean?
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rhetorical questioning is rhetorical, could this be what she's asking?
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wasn't I asking her?
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were you?
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Do I want to know what is going on?
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The look you give when you discover captain winky has been stuffed in the back of her panties the whole time!
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sure she didn't just shit her pants?
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What would you rather, shit herself, hemorrhoids or a full package at the back?
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that's just her vestigial tail
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Just be careful when you celebrate it.
It can be dangerous.
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I guess that's why they call it a molotov cocktail
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Need a gif for disappointment later
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you can do it....don't disappoint us now
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yeah he surely looks disappointed, I guess socks works on tall black man too
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Yeah gotta be lacking somewhere..
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Come join us at #comedyopenmic @howtostartablog, it won't be the same without you!
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When you say openmic, it means a video? I'm probably not fit for videos or stand up comedy :P
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lol free form any style that's suits you, long and short funny write up is the crowd's favourite
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nah do it with the lights off from behind
then she might suspect its due to how loose she is
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Lol, for the sake of such a view, one must be prepared for everything, ha ha ha :D
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woah, don't overdo it
just go 1 sock, or you won't be able to handle all the action
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@traf,
At that moment I am using all these methods to keep walking :D
Cheers~
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Oh great @traf.
Blessings upon you and your well stuffed but unused crotch. Much "Haha" and sometimes a "lol" do you bring to this steemian's heart (but not his face, you're not that funny and the botox is still paying off). Where in your busy day doing whatever magic you do to bring much laughter to the masses of those who greatly appreciate but refuse to read you're amazing post. I mean there is two lines, (1 sentence) and a smiling woman. sorry I looked at her again. where was I...?
Ah, I'm sure by now you've seen the second paragraph and stopped reading, if even you did read the first. You should have, it was good. I predict it was would given you enough joy to show some teeth. Sorry lost in here eyes again, god damn! she's french too...
SOrry umm. Yess.
You have done a great job in helping people become better. It's a shame more people don't take your feedback on board. Ok, so I'm predicting there is a 0% change you will have read it this far that bastard dj123 I'm sure is still reading even though it clearly says this is for you. well him and that other guy yodith who you should go read, it's good. Sorry side tracked again. Thanks for doing what you do. This place gives us a watering hole where all the animals can come and learn how to
eat one anothermake each other laugh.Cheers,
May your beer be cold, your wife at home, and your girlfriend eagerly awaiting your presence in a hotel room that rents by the year.
Idi.
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Hey @ned,
now this is aggrandizement, you can expect nothing less than that from the vainglorious idikuci
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Hey @dan,
dj keeps calling @ned over. Everyone knows you're the real power here.
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The Streisand Effect here is intentional.
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But then your mom tells you that it's time to get ready for dinner at your grandparent's house.
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When my girlfriend say me come to me nobody in my home
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daem you arrived in her home in style!
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Hallelujah ..
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Hey please don't post random things like this and upvote yourself 100%. It doesn't add anything to the post. If you would like to upvote yourself 100% please wait until we move on to another traffy post.
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This charade has paid off but its going to take quite a bit of maneuvering to pull things off in the dark.
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I finally unfroze my smile...
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Very funny...
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Wow....so nice expression
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huhuhu right
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HA AH ha ha .what a funny moment.I am surprised .I enjoy it so much
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That's how to survive and get such look
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Nice one..keep it ... Will be supporting you... waiting for your next post...
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Owo...😋😋😋😋here you go buddy here is my vote ..follow and upvote i like your content and i always reward back people that follow and comment and upvote.👈👈👈👈👈👈
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Sssstop IT! said with a deep accent
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Wow..great funny..i appreciate this post ..
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Thanks for sharing i will done upvote I always see your post.
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Beautiful
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I agree with you. to be happy all together !!!
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Click here to stop these comments!
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hey killerpotato...Ssstop It!
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@dj123, @steemmatt, @dandesign86. Can you please help flag this fucker.
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