Dopey

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you get a new job and don't know wtf you're doing but are trying to look busy

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Yeah gotta start hustling early in life, me I'm always making up shit to raise my allowances


Productive work would deserve extra, like cheese dip on the side

just get a job at kfc then

I tried, but apparently they frown upon worker sampling the merchandise

BTW that's a cute puppy traf, reminds me of mine

Mandatory picture now required:

that's the picture my pup taro (with his siblings) in my profile pic

You've been nominated for 7 day black n white challenge

I feel like with Steem's recent increase and also being in such early days, many of you will soon be out of work, and I mean it in a good way.

I mean look at all these replies, admit it, is there really anyone here who did real work?

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Hey, I got my homework done before I went on Steemit

I did real work... Staring at my phone counts right?

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Mmmm.....good point. I really should at least do my punctuation and spell check before hitting post...nah fcuk it

i feel that we all do 'real work' in a way
just that now there's a clear economy for it
it's still young but it'll become fairer and more robust with time

You mean like this?


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this is what happens when your school gets trump to teach a sex ed class

hahah that's just wrong at so many level

That's how he plans to resolve the North Korea crisis

Apparently so, he's also got 2 years left to start a war, you know just to stay in office

Yea otherwise the federal reserve will fire him, they are not printing enough money at the moment

Or you know that fiat is in imminent trouble if in his next twit he starts promoting a presidential-coin-offering to pay for the deficit

Well he does love to promote his name - I would definitely buy some of the "Trump Coin"though

Doing a bit of Trump and Dump huh?

might even be better gains than Bitconnect

Hehe I think it's worth a shot

I found that making sure to keep smiling makes you immune against any major scrutiny from the boss

yeah i think full retard is the way to go these days

Haha I agree it will allow for other coworkers to feel smarter than they are as well

Staying positive is important

Enough self brainwashing can indeed make you happy hehe

Yeah, I basically learned everything I needed to know watching George...


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he sat there from 9 to 5 staring at the clock then just goes home lol

yup George is amazing, when he stops ejaculating he becomes a genius

Happens when you're the boss. More food, my plate is empty !!

haha it's how kim jong un orders seconds


And looking good doing it is also very hard work.

yeah, especially when you're asleep

I do my best work when I'm asleep, haha.

@traf,
Obliviously this is the way now I am doing my job while boss walks around :D All other times I am in STEEMIT :D

Cheers~

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Yes, it really is an art, that's why so many people post great shit on Dmania and Steemit


Visualization, everyone needs a goal while we pretend to blog here on the Steem blockchain

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It sucks being the new guy at work. You lose the ability to do the most basic of tasks. It's like you have to ask someone how to flush the toilet and zip up your pants because you don't know wtf is going on .

this is every dad trying to send an email

Ahh the challenges faced by the majority of millennials today. Fortunately Tai Lopez has an ebook course you can buy on YouTube showing the top 10 ways to look like you know what you're doing at work. Special price of $1,439 $5,433.

gotta love self help books
they should all teach people to make millions by writing a scammy book

Haha as long as you keep your hands busy you will be fine

Luckily I think you’ve made enough money off of steem that you never have to work again

hopefully it'll do well
a lot of uncertainty ahead

You have definitely set yourself up to succeed. Joke’s aside, are you into other crypto or isn’t steem your golden egg?

If you're as cute as that dog you don't need to know wtf you're doing

i like to think i am
no one else agrees

Perhaps the bowl would help them agree.

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Whatever it takes to get more doggy biscuits in my bowl

Be careful, not knowing what you're doing can be disastrous

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Funny. Can't imagine myself in an office no more. Not after I found steem and the rest of her sorority - alt coins.

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Hahaha lol

He definitely needs promotion😁

hahaha...really funny. I like it.

lol nice

funny post really amazing:) and i like it
@upvote

So much funny

Wow realy so cute. Very nice.

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So busy, so busy, lots to do, can't stop, too busy doing important things.