Down Dog

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you find that perfect activity to both acquire and hide an erection simultaneously

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

very smart traffy i see you went with the white sexymatt mat to hide the semen drip from all the thigh rubbing

it was that all dressing up as a painter

have you played mario yoga.....exactly, now you know why it didn't do well with test users

This samba instructor also found a way to hide his erection in plane sight

damn
the rest of us just have to do it the old fashioned way by tucking it under the belt

Haha by the looks of it this guy hasn't worn a belt since 1979

Make sure you dress right for the erection occasion

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Pastels, can't go wrong in hiding a glaring boner with blinding bright tights that keeps all eyes away

man tights from aliexpress

nude balance

Thanks traf, now I'm going to remember this post whenever I wear my NB sneakers

You can even have team boners

Bring your wingman along

be an awkward olympic event

As long as the girls think peanutz and I are hot, its good enough for me :P

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Goat yoga is the in thing now

They are there mostly to keeps traf from doing anything nasty or baaaaaaaad!

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daem beastly-damnation jedi, I didn't think you'll be this hardcore!

could throw in a few mountain lions for variety

Inspiration comes in all shapes and forms.


Like an upside down black pyramid of Giza
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Why you gotta do me like that doc?

damn, I can smell her from here

Then close your legs.

Always make sure you wear the correct outfit.


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Preparation is key

gotta get lucky and find someone fresh out of prison to increase success rate

oohhh.....brilliant idea, have to start parking at prison facilities

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Doggy style downward cat is a great way to get things going

Partner yoga is better for stretching the pole

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yeah but usually they're furious when they find out

That's what happens when you just sneak up to any random person and strike the pose.

@traf,
If it went too much, it can be ended up as a chaos :D

Cheers~

5000 years and now we're finding out the real use of yoga.
We've come far, fellow brothers and sisters, we've come far.

How far do you come?

Asking for a friend due to a restraining order.

What's the distance that needs to be covered?

50 yards

Fuck.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

lol 50 Yards not 50 Fcuks

Ah, fuck.
I'll need a booster. Preferably minnowbooster.
(Seeing how shite my payouts have been)

LOL!
Recently, I'm starting my day with your funny Posts Traf ^_^
I like that so much.

Gris means pig 🐷 in Swedish btw . Skip spamming or we will make you squeal with our downvotes

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

lol this spammer has plenty of accounts and none of them upvoted the OP just himself, after i warned him, he use 1 of his account upvote and only $0.01 and he gives himself 39x more.

@dandesign86
Please, check my reply comment

Thank you

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hey @mino.gris minipiggy can you stop upvoting yourself with your multiple accounts?

I don't see you upvoting the OP...so he's material isn't good enough and yours is amazing since you immitated another Steemian?

@steemmatt @damdesign86 @idikuci

Thank you @dj123 and @dandesign86 for your notice, I'm not doing a spam here I comment with GIF I found on GIPHY similar or related to the main post GIF.

For voting other steemians,
Of course, I'm voting other steemians (especially people with posts or comments I loved), but I'm waiting for my power to recharge.
For upvoting comments, I'm not doing a spam .. sometimes I promote some comments or ask some friends of mine just in case I want to share my comment to the post (without being in the bottom), or asking a question and want to be shown up to get the reply from post author, that's it.
But, I got your point :)

Thank you again.

@dj123 left a comment on my post that I'm @mino.gris I guess that I will find out that from you, I have a ''pennis'' what do you have to see if he is close to the truth

go back to your post and answer my questions

I replied to @dj123 and explained that this is not me

  1. you have done this multiple times, we have notice, and it's looking like spam
  2. this is our watering hole where everyone is learning to be funny, not for you to self-upvote only
  3. if you upvote yourself with 1 or 2 accounts then fine, 8-12 is ridiculous, you won't know if anyone else finds your funny, and that means you are not here to learn, but just to spam for upvotes

Stop voting yourself with only your multiple accounts. we all refrain from upvoting ourselves to the top so it gives everyone a chance to succeed and learn, do not be selfish, if you have so many accounts means you have lots of Steem, do you want Steem to be stuck under $10 or goto $100, use your influence and help others, not just yourself and we will all get there together.

I don't have multiple accounts, these accounts are not mine.
My only account is this one ( because If I have all these steem power of voters< why I spread it out in multiple accounts, it will be better if ?I collected it all in my only account)
Other accounts are friends of mine or my collageous as I mentioned above when I ask their support , sometimes we promote each other and share learning.

For me, I'm against spamming too as I want steem to go up to $10 or $15 and more.
And I'm learning too, So when I'm doing any mistake, I fix it.

I'm not selfish, I voted many others before and still doing that and promote others too
especially quality and funny content or commment.
may you misunderstood me in the beginning, that's why I had to explain, But I got your point about this unliked act.

@modemser is not me, don't tag me under other steemians comments.

Thank you again!

i will keep tagging you and i can automate it if i want to as well, stop controlling your friends 8-12 acccounts for self upvote and join us properly, it's real simple, give other a chance to upvote you, then you will know if you're improving learning to be funny or not

is actually called @minnowboster please do reserch and you will understand that she or he has only one account.

Stop tagging me on other accounts.
When I said, I got your point above, I meant I understand you that asking other colleagues of friends for promoting is not welcome here, So since this is not welcome here, I'll simply not doing that again, and I said, I'm learning fro any mistake I did.
I hope you understand me and know that I'm saying the truth as I don't have anything to hide.

minow i flagged you to prove we are not friends :))
I'm almost sorry for you is just I don't have time for this type of discussions.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

stay and learn to be funny...try to make an original reply, use a pic or gif that no body has used yet (to start) and keep practicing alot of the Steemians you see did not get upvotes initially some even after 10-20 and more tries......but once they hit it once and understood, they keep trying....if you go to traf back to october and november you'll see @dj123 did not get upvote as well, i was not funny yet, but after much practice i understood it, i hope to see your replies (to upvote if it makes me even smile) and perhaps if you're legit, I will check out your post and look forward to upvoting you

check this guy out @foles09, he is one of the youngest members here, go see his history, he was terrible to start back in early jan, i did not see him hit a single one in his first dozen tries...now he hits traf upvotes >50%

I use this technique to hide boner in public...

Nah police have figured that one out.

Been arrested twice now for adjusting my pants

With all of this "hot yoga" stuff becoming such a trend, I can't wait until naked yoga becomes a thing. Everyone just does drugs and yoga naked...and then probably have sex. I guess I'm just thinking of an orgy. Those seem fun.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

yup orgy yoga with guru @theabsolutelynaked

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@theabsolute, it looks like it is a thing

I approve of your bar hopping ways.

Why thank you. Are you up for a game of spin the pen bottle?

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I feel this is something @steemnsfw would say but......wouldn't that activity be if you could actually fuck yourself in the arse?

Be careful! If they see your hidden part, they will be shocked.

Then they will cry.

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There is nothing to hide. Girls another advantage LOLgiphy-tumblr.gif

I don't want butt into your joke here, but I get the sense that something else may be concealed that's making this gentleman struggle with his posture. @steemnsfw, a layup for you...

Lol, oh yeah, with this asanas can achieve a lot, ha ha ha :D

Why do you try to hide an erection? Let them see it!

Do not you want that face expression?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha...what a funny post @traf i like your post to much. thanks for sharing post

hehehhehehhehehehehe lol

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I take a resteem , we all cann't not be able for stability in this situation. haha

Me when I try to pee

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And you end up smashing yourself in the process.

This Guy

This Guy

premature ejaculation fixing ha ha ha