Driver Side Airbags

in funny •  6 years ago 

It's smart to have your wife in front because you never know when you need her to break your fall

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Thats a weak plan to kill her

not if I put on a bit of weight

This is how bitcoin carry altcoins..

steem is definitely breaking btc's fall

Geez I'd hate to see these two in 69!

depends on who's on top i guess

More protection if you have fatty wife.

yeah
take it from me, it's still not worth getting a fat one though

heavier to carry

Lol. This is not always good for you. I wanted to show her strength. Ha ha.

hmm, maybe i should go to the gym after all

Hi @trafalgar, have you ever posted your introduction post? Where are you from?

Only thing worse than seeing her head smash into the pavement is Hodor jumping over them on his way to the finish line.

I need to get a big role in a film or tv where I just say 1 line like hodor or i am groot
seems like good money

@traf,
You purposely checked the "Air bag system" right?
It works well lol :D Now, it's time to move for a new wife :D

Traffy, I am not complaining, atleast you didn't let her suffer by your pooping and watering lol :D

Cheers~

is this a sport?

ouch

Lol, it is always necessary to have a safety airbag, especially when it has a rear engine to mitigate the fall , hahaha

Lol. Soft landing. I hope this is not your stupid wife. Otherwise, she will not give birth to you children.

I believe the premise of this gif is that they're riding the bike wheel into HIS nuts.

Sometimes it won't work.

Lol, good selection. she got 2 in-built airbags.. :)

Best way to pay wife for nagging too much. Then turn it to smack down. Am sure she fainted
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Hahaha amazing funny @traf

There is just not enough space to go around.

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@traf poor of you if your wife is weary

Too bad his wife, fall must be very sick

Those dudes were smart, both of them had plans for protection.
The first dude used his wife as protection and the second would used his stomach, the third is just a dumb loser