My girlfriend just moved in with me
She's a Medusa so cleaning up the shower drain is a pain
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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If she's a slob, you need to sit her down for a talk, take her hand, look her in the eyes andd
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hahaha, nice!
but i'm not an idiot, that's why we only ever do it doggie style
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I wouldn't be inclined to pull her hair.
I also think that getting head would be a nightmare of the deepest dimensions.
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Haha
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@traf - Eww. You are lucky. Better her hair is in the drain than in one of your orifices. LOL
Upvoted.
You are up early. I just got up to pee and post (what men do now a days after Steemit started) and was about to go to sleep again when I saw your post and lost sleep. LOL
Regards,
@vm2904
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haha pee and post
sounds like you put a lot of effort into your posts :)
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Nah - posting happens as naturally as pee these days. Some days it is hard to post - just like when you get a kidney stone and find it hard to pee otherwise it 'gushes' out Hahahaa
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I wouldn't want to be her barber
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haha could be fun braiding her hair though
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Could be worse. Could be a short and curly snake.
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oi! how did you know about our pet name for my...nvm
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I follow her Steemit posts too. :-)
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Oh would her name happen to be Sssssandra?
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yeah, it's going to look awkward on the restraining order
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I dunno.. that one looks kinda short n a bit curly to me...
Bit NSFW...
Depends on her style I suppose, do you think she keeps it trimmed?
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well I got the short part covered
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I think there would be a lot of mess to clean up if she did.
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Only if she started shedding
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And here I thought dating a Dryad was bad.
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Just put a bag over her head. You'll be alright :-D
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The struggle is real @traf
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Oh ack! lmao I just spewed coffee all over my screen.
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Thanks asshole now I am turning to sto...
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Don't Step on Snek. But really, how does it work out between you guys. I overheard she's kind of a serpent...
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On a side note, is her hair, you know, (down there) like those little cute snakes from the National Geographic channel?
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nope, it's a massive anaconda that shallows you whole
so she has to get a brazillian
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I shurely hope you pack enough meat to feed the beast.
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"
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