What Jesus is doing every time you masturbate
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7 years ago by traf (81)
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@traf,
When seeding time comes, how he is watching it :D
Cheers~
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maybe if you do it over a image of his face on a piece of toast
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Haha..This is ridiculous ..but
@gebtlebot sir and @traf sir you person are awesome.
your genius man!!
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You NAILED it. Jesus gets HUNG UP over masturbation. I don't mean to be a SPEAR IN YOUR SIDE, but I wouldn't CROSS him if I were you.
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I guess you could say I err...walked on water...all over him...
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yeah i'm not as good at this as you are
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Masturbate? What is masturbate?
Did you know that 80% of man masturbate in the shower? Do you know what the remaining 20% do?
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they lie?
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No! I figured you belong to 80% group. lol
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I think 69% group, lol...
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They actually shower?
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100% shower...
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Right
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Haha and if you whisper to him to stop watching he does this.
src
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lol
healing the blind so they can watch with him
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oh snap, i bid them cum two by two, not cum hell or highwater
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those poor two chickens on the ark getting choked by everyone...
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Jesus is like Santa. Always watching. Santa knows all the dirty girls
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ones that are both naughty and nice I bet
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Thanks for you...
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God is everywhere, he sees everything, he knows everything.
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agree with you...
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Thanks for you...
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Yes sir agree
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Yes agree with you
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These eyes :>
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When the rockstar masturbates on stage ... hahahahahaha
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If I were Jesus, I would like to watch hot girls instead of you. Feel free to masturbate @traf.
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Excellent funny...
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so nice funny post i like it ...
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I like this amazing 🐦 bird funny post
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Always watching. He's like our guardian angel!
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Really fantastic funny.. I appreciate your meme... thank you my dear friend@traf...
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hehehehe so funny gif..I appreciate your gif from gifhy.great collection super gift that amazing sir.
you gif is really Ridiculous..Thank you for share sir @traf
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hahaha.How funny... 😂 u made my day!
@traf
This is many funny bird
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Wow amazing funny @traf
I appreciate your meme.
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hehehe that's so beautiful funny...
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Jesus is always a guide.
So you need to try to a find a bitch instead of jerking off
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Hahahaha nice funny
I appreciate your meme...
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Please Stop - @rzaman
You just said "i appreciate your" and in your your last 100 comments you used 49 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 3 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 69.50% and Bot: 2.10%
Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.
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He is always watching and feel sorry for the person
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Noooooooooooo
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Now you make me remember it's been long i went for confession.
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Please Stop - @roky77
You just said "i appreciate your","very nice" and in your your last 100 comments you used 52 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 57.70% and Bot: 1.50%
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I really appreciate funny post. my dear friend came back@traf
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Nice 🐦 bird funny
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No one is saved from Jesus, hehe, so he's caught
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JEJEJE this meme this super good me wall of laughter, so dear friend that jesus has you in the eye jeje
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You don’t right for negligence region. I hope you understand.
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super funny 😂
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Why is Jesus bobbing his head?
That's like he's saying....aha, keep pumping it.
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