When you're on the toilet at your new girlfriend's place and are hoping she can't hear your machine gun diarrhoea
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well don't try to get back to your girlfriend so quickly
Take Your Time, Let It Out Easy
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hahahah so much suffering heheheh
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bwahahah i really like this gif too, you know he's not suffering in silence
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He looks like he's dying.
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lol yeah dying of shame
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Even 'dyingg' sounds nice lol
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i try but it always comes out as a volcanic eruption
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try harder....err wait belay that order
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The perfect bed time story for me! Hooray.
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lol your timing always seems to be so perfect, hope you get some detox release before bed
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just need toilet paper
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lol not enough toast in a whole bakery to clean up that shit!
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Holy shit stain haha - we must be talking about a month of constipation here before this eruption!
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lol his bowels is like a camel
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@traf @dj123 guys you're terrible .. hahahahahaha but let's see... It also happens to girls, not only boys have these kind of suffering on aa date!!
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like this @chiquibencomo?
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If you are Really-Really Quiet.....
....You can just about do it anywhere
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hahahahaha
damn that poker face
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Drip, drip, drip......bluub! :P
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Hearing it is one thing - seeing it is worse !
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I won't have whatever she's snorting
This is the length the wife has to go to for me to believe she's not feeling well and not up for sex, I don't believe that headache bullshit
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Haha maybe in the future you will take her word for it lol
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kaboom.....and it's a Jackson Pollack
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haha yea it might be Jackson Pollacks daughter. She has reinvented the splash painting
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I'd usually say this was a solid joke, butt...
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Yea she probably wishes se hadn't eaten that deep fried chicken tikka curry meal, with extra spicy everything
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She probably just finished eating in a Sichuan Restaurant !
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Lol or some of this to fire up the reactor
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Damn ! Haha i wouldn't give that stuff to my worst enemy .. or would I ? Hehe
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Lol squirter
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If your looking for some pootang ! Hehe
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Sweet, it's been cleaned out for entry.
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Haha
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God bless you
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It's much quieter if you go in after it.
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lol can you imagine this in the upcoming avengers movie?
'err ok...this seems like a job for you ant man'
ant man: ..........
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geez sluttynsfw you're a real fiber hunter huh?
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Ultimate booty call.
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Hmm all of a sudden I no longer feel hungry
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I guess this elephant is too lazy to chew himself
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When Steem whales diarrhea
No post that day
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Oh God. I'll put this here as a warning. There is a lot! of very graphic diarrhoea going on here. tread carefully..
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that should be on every public toilet entrance door
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That Is An Understatement, Please Be Warned Do Not Scroll Down If You
Do Scroll Down If You Want To Know How Masochistic You Really Are
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Nobody can cantrol the explosion.
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We need tail to make diarrhoea soundproof it help to slowly release the pressure.
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Anyone else, want some anal sex really bad
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sure, i'll just do it with my hemorrhoids
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eww
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When the fireworks are over, the real horror begins. Might as well get a jump start reactivating your Tinder account.
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learn to drip dry my friend
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Haha lol, now that's a shitty spot to be in
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It's better she hears you in the toilet
Than to see you go on the bedroom floor.
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nature's lube
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Then when she rushes you to the hospital you soil their floor as well!
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That's what happens when I try so I prefer not to do it.
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ya, can't read the paper clearly after that
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lol, you are right. It is not clear anymore
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Haha just get it over and done with hey
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then celebrate this, lol
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Haha lmao it could always be worse like ol m8 here
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hmm be a good ad for some maxi pads
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Haha it would
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Please be a stunt. Please be a stunt.
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White shorts didn't make it any better haha
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Lol and the ground is not muddy either, try explaining that one to mum when it's summer time :D
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Lol, when did this, can only hope that everything went quietly, ha ha ha
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I woulda needed more pixelation :p
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The third gif with a cool caption would have been enough.
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haha and when you are on toilet and your girl frined also in trouble and want to use toilet same time
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lol imagine walking in on that
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Bonus praise for the group effort/collective conscience to not use the same diarrhea-in-the-hot tub gifs again.
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not the classiest comments section, but pretty darn funny
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@traf,
The moment your new GF's father went to toilet just after you came out :D
Cheers~
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LOL! Machine Gun :D :D
Can't stop laughing
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You know it's a good one
When the release feels like an orgasm.
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Is this worse then shitting yourself?
Franks and Beans Franks and Beans
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He can t hear but he can see your beuuurk with thermal camera..
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upvote and @resteemed
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very funny,,i was enjoyed
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Fuck, I want to enjoy her too. You still have her number?
Warning: NSFW!
Because you're new, you get a warning.
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really funny...😜😍
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a very funny meme
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kkkkkkk thats happen with my even one year after i met her
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Haha pretty sure she's just keeping quiet about it
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Let the game begin! I'm not afraid :)
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Thanks for sharing great post
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No one can stop these diarrhoea ...
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Every bathroom should be equipped with an exhaust fan and a radio with a beatbox soundtrack for cover noise.
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funny gif @traf thanks
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That's why you got to play white noise on your phone and carry around some poopourri
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lovely picture..i like it..
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Looool my favorite so far Hahahaha
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I just want to die, well found, well found. this happens to everybody, that's why you should let the tap running
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dear @traf i am exited for your funny post
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