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in funny •  7 years ago 

I can reliably guess your password just by getting you to answer 3 simple questions honestly:

  1. If you could live in any city in the world, which city would you choose?
  2. If you could un-invent any technology in history, what would it be?
  3. What's your fucking password?
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It's my Gf's name... Now you figure it out...

john

Wtf is john?

your gf lol

I ain't talking about Good friend, I mean my "GirlFriend's" name is ma pass... :P

My password is :
The name of YOUR first pet
The name of YOUR mothers maiden name
&
The name of the city YOU were born in
So..... can you tell me the above answers & I will confirm if that is correct?
;]

I hate those secret questions
i don't capitalize consistently and get it all muddled up!

And they are extremely risky if you use the same answer in two different websites.

The best is to use keepass and answer the questions as if they were passwords, something like "srtyb5e6%D&Rhbdry".

A password can only be as secure as the answers to those stupid questions.

thanks for the heads up

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

But I use lastpass. So why keepass? 😉

true!& I always think are dumbass.. if someone knows you well enough they will know all answers!

  1. Duplicity (I'm bi-polar. No, you're not. Yes, I am!)
  2. History
  3. Password? (Yes, I heard you, that's my password).

haha
you should do some shorter 1 liners or memes
add the tag punchline
i check them at least once a day and throw 50c - a few dollars to the ones i like

Thanks for the heads-up. I'll have to start doing that!

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hahahaha nice

thanks! glad you liked it

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lemmi ask you a quastion :

What's your password?

Hear, Hear

hahahahaha,,,,,,
what a creativity @traf
upvoted

thank you

I forgot! Can you guess my password now for me?

sure, it's P5-N01DeA

Lol You got it

wow

1.Greece <3

2.Time Machine :v

3.dafaq i cant remember :3

My PW is "password", keep it on the dl.

Lol.. I wish my password was like that. But in actuality it's like nuclear launch codes haha

Very good post.
and very useful.
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Password is p@ssword. I bet no one would ever guess that!

trust you to put the @ss in password

Kind of random, but I will say that if I could un-invent any technology it would be the toaster oven: Be a toaster or be an oven. You're only good for garlic bread anyway.

Newyork
IT


Hey traf! Would love to hear your thoughts on some things we like to discuss at the voices of the underground discord server. I host a podcast there every sunday. I try to get important members of the community involved so if you're interested in joining you'd be welcome.

https://discord.me/votu

not too sure if I have a lot of time to participate, plus I'm a little mic shy
when you hear me I'm a gibbering idiot
however, I'll check out your podcast to get an idea of what it's about

At this rate, you don't need any of our passwords.

Do you do standup at all?

no, I use to tweet a lot
I think some skills would transfer
but not too sure if it's worth the effort trying to break into the stand up scene, would really need to work on my material and put a lot of time that I don't have into making a reputation for myself

yeah - you're really funny, you could just stand there and say these zapps

I have maybe thousands of original tweets at this level
I don't use them here, I try to at least consciously come up with new stuff
but I think i'm probably just shy of the level where people can do this really well
maybe with a lot of effort and practice

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

yeah...it's really hard @trafalgar,

I tried for weeks to teach my dog todo standup, but he could only learn sit.



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haha

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hey @trafalgar ...have you seen this post by @acidyo....it's a pretty prissy parody, hope it inspire you as much as it tickles that cut&paste bone in my fingers:

https://steemit.com/vapenation/@acidyo/introducing-the-steem-savior-bot-parody#@dj123/re-apsu-re-acidyo-re-apsu-re-acidyo-introducing-the-steem-savior-bot-parody-20171114t212125002z

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