When you're about to leave the house and your girlfriend says I'll be ready in 5 minutes
40 minutes later she's still like
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You better be getting them signals right cause that's not make up delays.
If she's still brushing her pussy after 40minutes, there is some other business you need to taking care off young man.
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she's putting make up on her pussy because her face is beyond help
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whatever anyone of you guys do, don't google 'brushing pussy'
that's what I just did after up-voting this, it's 99.99% NSFW
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hahah savage @drsinmongwong, talking from experience? :P
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Haha you need one of these my friend
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hmm, should try demonstrating these at a police station
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This is why it's easier to go out with your wife. She doesn't care about her pussy quite so much.
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she's getting way too comfortable with me then
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Haha nothing drives me more crazy. That's why I always make sure the fridge is stacked with beer - it's my first aid kit
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ya, get some pre drinks going at home so you don't fall behind
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girls take a little longer when doing last minute preparations for Halloween
but i expect cuteness, nothing less
I pimped this one just for you ;)
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awkward when I show up to the party in the same outfit
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we girls always like this :) @traf
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ahh, why so serious?
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i think her boyfirend always says " when will you come" :) and then the girl's situation @traf
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And after the end when you get a kiss that forget you wait for 40 minutes or even an hour .
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well if i could be so lucky
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I wish you good luck
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After a long wait you may get a final result like a picture .
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if you cause annoyance to your girlfriend after she finishes making makeup you will turn into this creature resembling humans .
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this character have mixed in women's blood.................hahahahaha
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will ready in 5 minutes after 5 minutes
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I'm ready to be nice :)
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yep, known problems.. haha
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hahahah fo funny :) good one <3
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hahahaha lol
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That was the day she turned into an ex.
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Haha...its better to b wildd
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The cat is both very sweet and funny. Necessary in every house :D
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Time flies when she gets pretty though...
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Better don't complain!
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hahahah fo humorous :) desirable one <three
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