If You're Sexy and You Know It...

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you're sexy and you know it but you don't really want to show it

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hey @trafalgar/@traf,

I know it's not exactly sexy to say this but, I really need you to help out here for the sake of Steem and for everyone all over the world who needs Steem to succeed:

Andreas Antonopoulos 1st Steemit Post Ever!

Please go check out this this 1st time post by Andreas Antonopoulos, as you know this guy is the biggest advocate for bitcoin from 2011 to 2017, and because of his endorsement and technological argument for ETH function in 2016 & early 2017, ETH adoption went from $5 to $500.

Someone like him needs to hear feedback from real people on Steem, somebody like him don't give 2 fcuks about getting rich of crypto, he needs to know if this is something that will change society and blockchain technology, and that Steem is far from just another sensationalized shit coin....and we know it's not

Andreas needs to know Steem is life changing, and if he spend even a little time on Steemit he will. If he someday will invest time to help Steem get better....just 1 great idea from him that gives birth to widely adopted Steem DAP or SMT DAP will cause Steem to rise another $100 / $200 / $300 / arguably $500 and allow the blockchain and all of us to reach and payout more people all over the world than ever before, especially in 3rd world countries.

There are a number of old school Steemians replying back to Andreas like the glass is half empty....that's just terrible way to convince Andrea.

He needs to see the positive about Steem, it the way he see things best...into the future....he must see Steem as the gateway crypto for the next 25-50miliion non-cryto users, not investors, but actual users in the next 18-36months...he need to see this badly so he can learn that Steem will change the power struggle and give the power (economy) back to the people, then he will consider Steem and not all the stupid FUD-mongers who's got a bone to pick with a handful of Steem-Whales.

Please see my reply to Andrea to consider using Steemit, appreciate any support you can give by upvoting his 1st post generously, leaving an encouraging comment (or life-changing if you have one) so it's stay on trending for the next 7 days or longer, so as many people as possible can tell their story and hopefully, just hopefully, 1 or 2 things will spark a curiosity in him that goes beyond a twitter or fb replies he usually gets.

Thank you,
dj123

thanks for letting me know
i've vaguely seen him before I think
although I don't follow crypto much
will throw out an upvote

thanks for supporting Andreas
your upvote and comment made a difference
viva Steem!

@traf,
I know how others feel about my sexy look :D Lol dude this is silly but yeah a good joke :D

Cheers~

i find most things funnier than most ppl
but the stuff I find absolutely hilarious I think only like 5% find funny and most people just think it's stupid lol

@trafalgar,
I feel you are a genius in this kind! It's not an easy to find funny things and interpret it in a funniest way! You got that ability! Amazing!

Cheers~

this is a silly joke but I really liked it :p

Yup this silly joke :D LOL!

realy so beautiful.....i like your every post......@traf

It's all about the confidence

I have confidence he's gonna pull something if he doesn't slow down, haha.

Haha yea! He will dislocate his beer belly so it becomes a hump on his back

this post chain confused me into thinking that comment was directed at me
hope you don't mind the upvote anyhow

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Thank you @Trafalgar for the upvote, appreciate it.

Hi buddy! if you have time, could you please check out this competition I entered, if you like my design please give it an upvote cheers

https://steemit.com/steemsilverround/@phelimint/voting-is-now-live-for-the-2018-steem-silver-round-design

Done, it's a nice design, btw.

Thanks a lot bud !

20% upvote. 5% from me, 15% from steemnsfw.

I just went to his page and downvoted most of his recent posts as well

took out a couple of $ in your honor.

Haha thanks buddy ! Awesome team work high five ✋

Here are three of the high five. The other two went out for pizza and prunes.
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Haha good one !

Haha

lol no idea what's going on here

Awesome !

yeah that dude works at my local strip club
he's got the kanye west approach to stripping

Haha true that - he won't stop at anything to get in the center of attention

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When you think you're being sexy but you're really not

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Even a goat can do it better

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i do it all the time
i know i'm creepy
i like being creepy

When someone confronts you to ask if the rumors about your manhood are true...

haha
yeah, i'm hung like a horse

Hey matty, when you get a change can you please go flag max1994. He's been copying other people's work again.

His sexiness is in his head. Can't really see that unless you're Sylar

very obscure heroes reference lol

Ssshhh, I know. You don't have to tell me how sexy I am.

lol sshhh....it's shaq, he's like a big sexy teddy isn't he?

Shaq always gets a vote

In case you're exhausted in bed, Cosmopolitan Magazine recommends that you take it to the lawn and get attractive with your sprinkler for some additional good times.

You get a big upvote from me for Flagging Max1994 for being a dick. Nice work.

Thank you sir.
I'm new join in steemit please follow my profile

No

Why?

Your comments I've seen on here aren't that interesting. And you're asking for me to follow you, I only follow people who don't ask for me to follow them and I only follow people I see that have interesting posts or comments

Ok
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When you're scared of your own sexiness

Oh my, I'm so sexy I think I'm gonna throw up.
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hahah.....that's pretty awesome, so sexy it's repulsive to your gag-reflex

Of course you can hide your sexuality, but sometimes it can be difficult, ha ha ha, LOL

Jesus I'd open a draw for her.

Ha ha, exactly, Lol

Lol this guy hid it pretty well

He's getting pretty excited about the storm coming. I'm betting he has plans 😜

thanks for the flag team-work :D

Heheh, my first flag.

reminds me of itchy description

Looks like he's giving himself the worlds saddest hand job

I dunno. That looks pretty good from my POV

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahaha really a silly joke and the big lie of world, but turth is some other that the many of us have not sexy look but try to herself think like a sexy babe
high level sexy look thinkig of a girl
how i think i look like when trying to b a sexy
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but how i actually look like

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Haha, ain't that the truth...no harm in trying, though and you got flexibility going for you.

I'd complain... but I've fucked worse.

Do you know Bernie well?
Whale I didn't expect that!

Looks like he's giving himself the worlds saddest hand job

Lol, but who knows what they are clapping at

Joke is a joke and it does not matter which type! and its so funny keep it up

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

sorry have to remove my upvote, please put the reference you plagiarized from another Steemian.

hey @jinaa come see this

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Don't be sorry, check his comment history. He steals everyone's comments. He'll change a few words here and there but is clearly using people. Feel free to hop on board and flag all of his comments down to nothing.

yeah...don't worry @boatsports90, we got him good.

notice you're into nfl, you should go see this guys @foles09, met him in funny, he's new to Steemit and might have similar interest in sports with you

Sweet, and I got in contact with @patrice from steemcleaners and they hit h im pretty hard. I'm going to keep an eye on him and if he continues, I'll let her know and they might have to switch to an auto-flag.

Ahh I just saw he commented on one of my posts, always nice to have someone vouch for a new member. Thanks, I'll check him out!

Burn him ! I already gave him 100% downvote

You think changing one word means you have earned the upvote? I would hate to do it but I will remove your rewards from gentlebot if you do not either completely change your text into somehting of your own or provide credit where credit is due.

@dandesign86, @steemmatt, @dj123, 20% flag on this one if he doesn't come through within 1hr of my comment.

I already flagged him 100 percent ! No more warnings for this Douche - time for him to feel the burn

30% done.

Awesome !

20% flag

I want to be part of the group too.

Good work.

should flag else he just won't learn and bring Steem value down to the dumps, Dan just reminded us that this is the same guy everyone have warned multiple times

i've don't copy next time, please for give me

You're an asshole !! If you copy paste again your account won't make one more cent !!! 100% downvote. What the fuck is wrong with you ?! Actually you know what . You already got all the warnings - it's time to stalk you and downvote you from now on !

is this the same guy? sorry, i have a bad memory for names, hence i have to make up mnemonics like dandy, sexymatty, itchysack....now you know why :P

Yea he is the same guy - we can call him Maxipad!

lol maxipad it is, i likey your style dandy :)

Haha the way his Steem funds will bleed it's a suitable name for him

@dandesign86 hey man, noticed this asshole pissed you off too. If you haven't been stalking him, he's still stealing comments. He changes a few words here and there but it's clearly stolen. I've tried to flag what I can and warn people. Times like these I really wish I had more voting power to shut this piece of shit down completely.

He seriously has pissed me off- he's a creep and a parasite. What i find the most disgusting is that he actually has earned more money than some of the people that really try hard, and he has dont that through pure cheating. If he just used the same energy on making his own comments maybe he would do better long term. Now you and me and a lot of people have him in the crosshairs and together we can still punish him. I went through his post last time and downvoted some. A lot of nice guys in the comedy community are helping and they have also punished him.

He absolutely is. That's what really got me, a few of his comments had more rewards than the original comment. I'm assuming because he has the balls to upvote his own comment to a penny and the author sees his first. Low life shit bag. I'm glad I'm not the only one targeting him and appreciate y'all doing the same!

same here- i appreciate the support to hunt him down. It might kill some off my voting power but atleast it will make me feel good he is not stealing money from others. This conversation actually made me think of something. We are all minnows here and we have to sacrifice a lot of voting power to suppress guys like this. i wonder if there is a way to get some bigger fish informed about an asshole like this. they could use 1 percent of their power and still destroy him


i feel it this way ;) @traf

@resteemia

I beg to differ but hey maybe im a bad judge!

No matter how silly it might be, as long as its funny. I think its worth it. @traf nice one dear

Yes, his whole appearance said that he's sexy :р

@traf, sometimes one could be sexy and doesn't even that he/she is sexy except he/she is complimented by someone else or a mirror...

Cool joke 👍

Great funny, nice post, thanks

I am sexy and i know it. Thats why i dont hesitate to show offBeautyPlus_20170312122516_fast.jpg

😂😂😂

OK I realise that you are sexy but it hide in your age.

that you can look up if you're interested. I'm not going to give specifics here, it's not necessary

Thug Life 😎🔫
Hah Haa.. Lol 😅😅

Wow....this is your like post sharing ..............your wait next post.best of luck...........

Hehe how funnuy dude i can't see any thing ?

................................Top secret dude Hehe .................................@upvoted

Perfect expressions

so good funny post....... thanks for share....@traf

I think it's rare, let alone a woman very seriously at it, everyone knew her ugly or cool.
a funny picture ...!! lol lol
thanks @traf

Hey Bro. nice joke....................F:p ......................... Hehe

@upvoted Hehehe

Wait until he speaks, then he really shows what it means to hide your sexiness.

Then I show this type of attitude @traf
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Hmmm

Hahaha
lol

Something beautiful and funny at the same time

Can you please explain why you believe the post is worth 3% but your comment here is worth 100%?

I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt but at the moment I'm inclined to flag you for the selfish way you use steemit

@dandesign86, @dj123, @steemmatt 15% flag on this arse, if he doesn't respond within 1 hr of my comment here. Are you guys in?

done!

Waiting for the hour, and then will.

ok itchy message is 1hours wack it

flagged 25%

Still a dick 1 hr later...

Done !

Sweet, who else can we flag?

You can always go to @Max1994 posting page and give him some more love hehe I zeroed some of the posts already