Impress Your Date

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you're at the restaurant, your date's in the bathroom and you quickly ask the waiter if he can pour some cheap wine into an empty bottle of expensive wine

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@traf,
When you see your date drunk it like a crazy, but then she found something went wrong :D

Traffy, don't be greedy man. Sell few STEEMs and buy an expensive wine :D

Cheers~

no way! save money through cheaping out on wine to buy more steem!

that's what I was thinking

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@trafalgar,
Oh Dude, you are STEEM addicted :D

Cheers~

Upvote and rsteemit Sir

While you are at it ask him to change the steak to dog meat for a better price!

and it's byo for blind people

Thanks for you...

After cheap wine, my lady got a headache and she went home. Conclusion: Do not save money on wine :))

the expensive wine gives me a headache when I see the bill

His face language is funny. I hope his waiter understood to put cheap wine in the expensive battle instead of something else. 😆

no, definitely keep the cork on the 'something else'

Also promise then you’ll stick around to clean the dishes afterward to pay for the food.

it's a promise i intend to take as seriously as my wedding vows

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That's the look a fish has after being hooked by a lure. I'm pretty sure restaurants do that anyway but charge you full price. That's why I bring my own bag of wine to impress my lady.

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also doubles as your colostomy bag

hehehe very beautiful funny post... my dear friend@traf...

many many thanks to@gentlebot

Thank for you my dear sir@gentlebot..

Ha ha beautiful funny post

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Please Stop - @sujonkhan

You just said "i appreciate your" and in your your last 100 comments you used 45 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 2 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 76.90% and Bot: 3.70%

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I appreciate your meme

hhahah

You gotta learn to play the system lol

Only the cheapest for dates :>

Lol, i also have to resort to such a wine trick, seeing my girl's appetite, because then all month I will have to sit on one noodle, hahaha

nice writing funny post

hahaha that's so great funny...,,,👌👌👌

@traf,
Dude when you say market rise, it's start dropping. When you say fall it starts rising :D
Hat off for your ability of market prediction :D
Anyway, this is not a market drop, this is a market massacre :D But I am holding whatever I have and hope you will do the same till SMT hits the ground!
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Traffy, just check Waves Logo, I think they made it in a minute lol :D

Ha ha ha... Excellent funny my friend

I like this is writing funny
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if he can pour some cheap wine into an empty bottle of expensive wine

hahaha.How funny... 😂 u made my day!
@traf

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This is how i react to the "Thanks for you" comments on your posts.

A special moment:

when his father looks at you for flirting with his daughter


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Please Stop - @roky77

You just said "i appreciate your","very nice" and in your your last 100 comments you used 50 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 54.80% and Bot: 1.10%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

lmao!
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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahahaha very funny post,

Please Stop - @vsams

You just said "very beautiful" and in your your last 100 comments you used 41 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 66.40% and Bot: 1.00%

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Wow,,, Amazing funny
I appreciate your meme,,

Please Stop - @sujonmia

You just said "i appreciate your" and in your your last 100 comments you used 46 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 51.10% and Bot: 1.40%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

Hahahaha, that is to cut cost and still be feeling rich. Good strategy

Hahahahaha lollllll that really good joke of the day. If girlfriend did not like then what you can do for it????🙂

And she be like, "oh you cheap scumbag"

Here something went wrong and you discover wuao tremendous problem, you are a dog .... hehe

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