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When you manage to pick the locks of two chastity belts in the same night

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@traf,
Yeah it's hard to break, probably those are low quality products.
Anyway I won't bother about this lock unless she got her mouth open lol :D

Another innovative "chastity belts" is here! Somehow you might like it :D

Cheers~

serves as a buoyancy aid too

haha..fuck man..i never saw such thing before.

The only way to get out of this trap is to twist him around the other way and pull on the lever until he releases.

Lmao holy crap ufc belts have gone to a whole new level

Seems like there were lots of people waiting for those belts to be removed!

slowly joins the crowd

ya then you discover the line leads to your mom's place
figures, she'd need two belts strapped together to get it all the way around

And we're only talking one side.

New innovation in chastity belts.
If you touch her you will get electric shock.

i can fit through the gaps easy

Different fantasy. I will try it with electricity LOL

Your cock get shock..

I have never tried may be small voltage could be good for fantasy

Haha lmao there is a automated version now too, it's easy though just sweet talk to it and it will deactivate.


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i don't fuck with women in magical xena armor

Here audience is also very happy.

When you love chastity belt on your wife. Though it might be for a reason

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it's pretty kinky cleaning the keyhole with a toothbrush i guess

@traf, please don't drink too much.

There was one girl. I'm not even sure it was a girl?

that's why she keeps saying my eyes are up here

Traf, I found the perfect solution for all your soap droppings

Make sure you don't drop the key accidentally

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but not great if you suddenly have diarrhoea

Just let it seep through.

I heard that it is impossible to break chastity belts unless it is made in china.

I think it depends on size LOL

Good safety system

Oh! Here you are again!

Ready for the third?

Never Lose The Keys

This is the best position for celebrity

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rick and morty finale

I am the winner :D
Ha ha :p

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Key is on road what should do driver.image_search_1521706311101.gif

I am winner or not?

Maybe i am hot :p

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His Dick won today, Anyone please call the doctor!

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Dude I'm mesmerized by your creativty with finding this much funny punchlines and gifs lol Gz !

I like funny..

nice post sir
its so funny wwe
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Wow.great funny.i appreciate this post..best of luck..
upvote and resteemit

Thanks for sharing funny

@gentlebot please :))

Thanks for great post..i appreciate this funny..all the best..
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source: https://media.giphy.com/media/xx55aQZa4DNOo/giphy.gif

Not sure if this is a gif of the chastity belt lock being picked, or what happened after the belt was removed.