Think Quick

in funny •  7 years ago 

When you suffer a stroke and can't feel your left side but figure you can make it feel like someone else is jerking you off now

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@traf,
If it's hard to find a girl to help you out, you better call this person lol :D

Traffy, sometimes you might wear this hand to have a perfect life lol :D

Cheers~

nah I think i'll just use the numb hand technique or a nintendo powerglove or something

I love the power glove. It's so bad

good robot

That is known as the 'ultimate stranger' wank!

ultimate eh?
not your every day stranger wank

That's some great optimism. Disability checks and a new love life. What more could you ask for?

ya, glass is always half full with me

Only pussy is always there, in a difficult moment :)

trying to resuscitate me from a night of drinking

Lol. I will help you, now you will feel everything :)

err for flattening out ass cheeks?

lol, powering up left arm.. :)

having no balls never stops them

Yea that works, my friend screams "Oh baby,bab.. ba... b...." when having an asthma attack,
Girls passing by think his so endowed, someone is will to blow him right outside.
Anyway, it's all fun when not fatal

does it really work???

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol, when you begin to experience this diagnosis, you need to be careful with sensitive twitching in intimate zones, hahaha

While you're on the topic of self-improvement, maybe a Playboy would be more suitable than using comic books.

traf, need to try to pull yourself better and thank fate for enjoying, LoL

Hahaha,,, Amazing funny... I appreciate your meme

You win the prize today for dead funny:

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it's a good way to masturbate

You take the good with the bad. Facts of life.