Maybe She'll Fall For It

in funny •  7 years ago 

When your wife walks in on you cheating and you try to get your secretary to pretend to be a blow up doll to fool her

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You gotta be consistent Traf, make sure you already have some good models at home, and get one that looks like your secretary.


Consistency is key to master malarkey

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and that one's for when the secretary is not around and i whip out the peanut butter

Hiding in plane sight - classic !

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good for teaching people how to perform mouth to mouth i guess

Works as a solution.

Thanks @gentlebot

WOW! Thanks again @gentlebot!

What is happening? Thats AWESOME! Thanks again @gentlebot!

Thanks @gentlebot

Yeah works as a solution

Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

Why is the so many upvotes by gentlebot?

To avoid drowning in nagging.

Thanks for you....

Here's a tip, if you secretary starts drooling, just tell your wife you came already so she's safe today.

yes, just another advantage of having a secretary with a mental disability

Traf this joke is full of hot air, but seriously if it does happen, let's hope she rises to the occasion.

Also tell your assistant to blow up her belly and when you push her under the desk to exhale like a balloon.

and unlike actual blow up dolls she won't explode when in contact with my pin prick penis

If your real doll does explode, try to make it happen when your wife is around so you look impressive.

That's about as realistic as my wife's face when she has an orgasm.

haha they fake it like we care

Thanks for you

great funny and
amazing meme.

Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

Yes much thanks please

If possible.

@gentlebot is a good person.always love you and respect you..sir

jajajajajajaja great funny and
amazing meme.

Thank you very much @gentlebot

wow ! Thanks once again @gentlebot

Much thanks!

Yeah amazing meme

Thanks You So Much @gentlebot

Again Thanks You @gentlebot

Thank you @steem-works

Thank you too!

Thank you @gentlebot

This one was pretty ...Ooooo.

Nice post.....

great funny and amazing post.

Great funny post

@gentlebot test one.

Thank you so much @gentlebot

Thank you Sir

Me to my wife : "Look look it a blow up doll ...

What the actual ... is this? Looks so real.

Some where far off in an alternate universe...

Mario ditches the princess for the little mermaid

If she is a mermaid ... how can she spread her legs?

"Quick! - Don't move!"

@traf,
In my case I told her, I could buy a Police Blow Up Doll :D

Traffy, I thought she fooled, till it went to a threesome lol :D

Cheers~

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

When the secretary tries to escape from your wife after being detected .

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you are a good man, it is the best mother's day gift for your wife. I can't imagine the amount of alimony you give her. say good bye to your Steem @traf :(

I will just faint!
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Thank you sir........

Ready boss, the devil definitely helps us 😁😁
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facebook app my wife always cheating.
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@traf your invisible dick was still working there lol !!
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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hehehe very funny meme..but tha girl is so cute...
I liked it..@traf sir
@gentlebot

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

Hello. I liked your post, keep it up. Good luck to you and have a nice day :)

Amazing funny...

great funny

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Hahahaha 😎😎

amazing funny.

Hehehe Very funny Nice moment . I want to do it.

Throw her in the water and see if she sinks or swims.

fuck !
It was fucking funny.

it was great funny and awesome gif.

this is so funny!!!

Damn @traf you got such a big Lolipop !
I just understood from her mouth size 😂😂😂

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

If the people of love cheat, then there is difficulty!Nothing to do! Wife wants to have his head lowered :P hahaha

JAJAJAA great fun publication

Amazing post I love die of laughter heheeje great

It won't work, when you wife squeezes her breast, she will get horny.

Happy Mother's Day!!

It won't work for an inquisitive kind of wife............
She must verify and then find out.

hahaha that's great funny...

your post is great funny

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

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JAJA stand up so much to my sister-in-law, very much like reality they are aware of the minimum, such a similarity makes me laugh a lot