Not sure why I was fired from my job as a lifeguard
Couldn't have been my attitude - whenever I saw a swimmer waving at me from out at sea, I always smiled and waved back
7 years ago by traf (81)
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LOL FUNNY AS HELL !
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thanks steeminator
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It shouldn't happened.sorry for you@traf
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Hehe I like this one ☝️
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hehe thx
its just like back on twitter, pretty hard to guess which ones ppl will like
this one i didn't like so much and almost ditched it
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Hehe I get what you mean. I liked this one because I was picturing it in my mind how much it would suck to have the last thing you see be a dumb lifeguard waving happily lol
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Did you wrote them over the years or your writing them on the fly?
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every one of them on the fly and as far as i know, original
because they're one liners i can't 100% guarantee that a similar joke hasn't been arrived to before independently, or that once in a blue moon i think i'm coming up with something original but i'm subconsciously taking a joke i've heard before
but pedantry aside, it's all my own stuff, and i don't even take the thousands of lines i've done before on twitter, always new
that being said it's not easy, sometimes i can't come up with a good line even after half an hour of hard thinking. It's just a lot harder coming up with a line from a blank canvas than a witty retort in a conversation. People think just because these lines are short, they're easy. Maybe i'm very stupid but at least in my case it's not true
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Really like this. Too funny!
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thanks a lot :)
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Lol, where did you get all these brilliant ideas?
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honestly? i just sit around in silence staring at the wall until something comes up
then i wait a few hours and do it again
it still feels a little more fun to do than writing a longer piece
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It must be in your blood. I sit hours but wont come up with anything that crack people up.
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Funny... may be because you are a "kaam Chor" @traf
Please take a look on my post when you r free and help us to promote that campaign by resteem and upvoting.. the support from you like big shark in steemit, worth to reach maximum steemians..
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hey can support me and thx for funy
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Haha..lol!Cant swim.
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really i can't understand this..what is are you trying to explaining
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Seriously?
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yes really
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Okay, you know that one of the jobs of a lifeguard is to save people? Also, do you know that when drowning, most people tend to wave their hands as a sign for help? Well, in this story, when the lifeguard see people waving their hands, instead of saving them from possible drowning, he just smile and wave back. That's the joke.
Wow, this explanation is twice the length of the joke itself, lol.
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Thanks for a great post.
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Ditch the humans and save the sharks right?
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Hahaha. Nice!
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