Me At a Job Interview

in funny •  7 years ago 

So, what do you think you can bring to the company?

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Behold the working resume of 30% of your applicants:

Mission Statement:

To get an upvote from @trafalgar via minimal effort and lack of respect.

Skills:

  • Source and publish gifs and/or pictures ranging between 0-25% in relevance.
  • Unable to provide original joke material.
  • Working knowledge of reading comprehension.
  • Can type @traf.
  • Not a quick learner.
  • Excellence in providing redundant material.
  • Below average bot programming skills.
  • Difficulty providing sourcing links.
  • Will continue to work for free.

Hobbies:

  • Testing peoples' patience.

Me write good. Please hiring


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What position you applying for??

Anything you need filled

Unfortunately, all positions filled but I think they might be hiring here

I have some standards, admittedly not very high ones, but I do tend to vote better stuff slightly more than random gifs :p

"Hopefully a successful Workers Comp lawsuit".

Well... if you play your cards right, we may both profit...

this is how you meet your soulmate in a country that has banned tinder

The temptation I face going to work on Mondays.

and if you hire my 2 brothers we'll likely get a class action thing going too

I have to agree with Traf here, share the truth, to be a burden to a company is not the greatest feeling in the world, it's better to get a lower job knowing you got it with some level of honestly and have peace of mind at work.

There is already enough stress in life without lying to your boss


Gives Working From Home A New Spin Doesn't It?
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All you need is a really good wing man to help you nail that job.

and then he ends up getting it because you were interviewing to be a stunt man

Agreed, the right friends can help you nail it.

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Excellent.

Some interviews it's just better to walk away from before they start.

just when you spent 2 hours putting up that door too

Haha I bring skills no one else has

motor skills behind the wheel?

Damn straight, that's some nek level hydration right there

Wow, that looks strenuous, Make sure you stretch first.


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Haha I think my eyes are stretching nicely from side to side. Always important to stretch the eyes to reduce strain :D

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

HAHAHA really a big true and i agree with you 100% @traf beacause when people go for an interview,, dont know that what they can give to company but every one say lie during interview and give answer that they give many benefits to company,,, they improve comany reputition,,, they give much profit etc etc , but these are only dialogs not reality, if they speak true they dont know what they will give to company
And your talk is best that a honestly answer is really this and a big true @traf ,
(i honestly dont know )

The best part is, once you're in you're set. No need to actually work...


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the always ask the same brain dead questions like where do you think you'll be in 20 years and you have to suppress your sarcastic urges

And when you know you just killed the interview

With the correct preperation comes confidence.


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You may want to consider retirement then.

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Sleeping on the job, is the best sleep. SO go out there and nail the interview


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Very difficult selection, well, that mem, the last test, haha

I bring crypto to the company, and the URL filters make overtime..

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahah dude i honestly dont know what i can bring to company
but honestly say you, i will get your boss seat lol

With such an agressive attitude, I should warn you interoffice relations can be a killer.
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You never know if you're going to finger a future princess.
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hahaha i have not answer but my photo on CV prove me and my efforts and giving you an answer what i will do for this company lol
bright future of company soon

A handy hint, Be sure to start on the right foot. And when leaving, take it slow


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When you are all about that spaghet

Your ability to speak well in an interview is key, but when @steemnsfw is hiring, he goes by the motto "a little less conversation a little more action please"

Haha. Damn, I'm going to start my own company tomorrow.

Let me guess the name ! Perhaps "Matt's Dungeon" You Teach Karma Sutra in 1000 easy steps

MANdatory NSFW. Warning warning. Code red.

Sometimes its not about what you can do for them so much as what they can do for you ;)

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

ha ha ... i agree
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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

KIM JONG In a fruite packing company for interview
So, what do you think you can bring to the company?
And what will be good to listen an answer >>>>>>> i can bring
ATOMIC MEZILLES

Wow great post...Loved your funny picture and video...Thanks for sharing with us...

Just tell them like it is.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

lol, that was funny! thanks for the gif.

upvote & comment. thanks for sharing funny post.

if you read some of these job postings then you often see that most of them are totally exaggerated.
for a normal office job, you should speak 4 languages, be an expert in programming, have 5 years experience and a University degree and not be older than 20 :) .
then you go to job interview and it seems like that you never have to use this skills, they just want to scare off people

upvoted done

Cheese sandwiches. On a Thursday maybe soup

What do you mean excactly with, what can I bring to the company ? ^^

I honestly don't know, really

he he 100% right you are legend man @traf thanks again share interesting gif

                           RESTEEM DONE

lunch

it was great answer :)

What do I bring to the company?... Choice... And you're welcome to choose whatever hole you want


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Sorry it took me so long to post guys, I started researching and wasn't able to type until I cleaned my keyboard

great funny drama, good post, thanks for sharing

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

hahah selected
first impression is last impression and i think now you get your answer what i can bring lol

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

People work in the hope of doing something good, I will definitely try to give my best to the company, as much as I can @traf

 Thank you for posting dear @traf

Thank you,Have a great day ahead.

Cheers. 

I will be the manager of that company in the future and I can grow the company :)
Of course I was kidding :)

Selling yourself in a job interview is such an important factor, even more so than a resume in a lot of cases. Well, being dead sexy doesn't hurt either.

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I am so glad to your work...Really that is creative thinking @traf

Ask not what you can do for the company. Ask what the company can do for you

You only need to make a good first impression. Practice one skill really well and blow them away.

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