Sigh, Weinstein had to ruin it for the rest of us: how my secretary is acting lately after the metoo movement
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besides losing relief as part of your company perks, the worst part of #metoo fallout, you work in a highend strip club called "blue balls prevention"
Them Be Big Bouncy Sexy Balls You Have There T
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was expect a huge dick to pop out of that flap behind them
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flappy dicks are of little use to blue balls
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Sorry i had to post this here but pls check out.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@gaintshoulder/comedy-open-mic-round-4-9769e25a285b9
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I don't understand why she's crying
I'm only trying to be supportive of her cuz she looked stressed
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it's good stand up guys like you are there for them
there are so total creeps out there making life hell for these women
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Is there a metoo movement for guys?
I'm getting apprehensive about going into the work force
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yeah, definitely want metoo for guys
i want some of that action too
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Always ask for permission first, you'll be surprised, some surveys have shown that if you randomly ask 1500 women (in 24 hours) if they would be interested to suck on your Clinton, at least 1 would say yes.
disclaimer: you might not last past the shame of the 150 face slaps (10%) or survive the injury from 15 knee to groin attack (1%) before you hit 1500 prospects.
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Science.
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1/1500 isn't too bad, i like those odds
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It is also an even 100% chance you'll get std from that 1/1500 that says yes.
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What do you do to hold yourself back when she teases you like this?
I can imagine it must be really hard.
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pussies are always a tease
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Even the furry ones?
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Traf, this is why they have metoo movements
You can't just go baring yourself in public
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i use my pinky for added realism
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That's alright, we're all different which makes life interesting.
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In my time, that is what we call a carrot stick.
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Visual harassment can be just as bad
It's like mental warfare
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would make a good metronome
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It would be too distracting, haha.
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It never ends. Pretty soon she is going to want "equal pay" for "equal work."
...and a restroom. Woman always want a restroom once or twice a day.
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i think you're getting women confused with transgenders
maybe there's no difference where you come from
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Where I'm from, we even share restrooms with livestock.
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These things come and go. I'm sure you'll be flirting with your new secretary before you know it.
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I misunderstood. I thought the #metoo movement was women who hadn't been sexually harassed and were feeling left out. Like in school when they only had room for 5 students to go on a field trip, the teacher asked who wanted to go, and everyone raised their hand and yelled, "Me Too!".
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Traf it looks like your secretary is acting the same way your wife does in the bedroom?
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@traf,
Yeah she acted too wild after the metoo movement :D
I think now my secretary sexually harassed me lol :D
Cheers~
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Such a coward
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Don't you dare hide behind Weinstein. We all know your secret fantasy
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metoo movement without touching her @traf
@resteemia
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Thats painful... she has spoilt the game for others out of selfishness
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It is better to define every action to avoid disappointment
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Traf, it seems my secretary was much more accommodating :))
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I wish I worked at the stud farm :))
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Your secretary choice is wrong. Mine is horny and angry.
try it for next time
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She don't want touch.
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Don’t do this again!
You didn’t say “Please!”
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In my house i have 3 cat. I spend many time with them.
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great funny cat.
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Your picture is amazing, if you want me to be come your friends, please vote me.. @omdet
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Steemit lebih baik dari pada facebook .kita semua harus selalu promosikan steemi
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