When my kids ask me how their mom and I ended up together
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When my wife has one of these days I have the same thoughts about making mistakes
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every day in my life
every effing day
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Thanks for you...
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Wow so nice funny
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Right
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Mistake
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Its better then saying to your kids 'Im not your father, the milk man is'!
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haha ya
that's why my kids are so ugly
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When you make one of the biggest mistakes of the last few decades. All you can say is, "I'm sorry."
If anything, it is a teachable moment to talk to them about the dangers of drinking 151 proof liquor at your family reunion.
"Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went into his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order to not give offspring to his brother." Genesis 38:9
Because problems will arise, take this important lesson about spilling seed. Remember to use the Onan method.
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onan is savage
onan the barbarian
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one of these erasers might have come in in handy
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well she probably figured if those tattoos she could save on bras
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Omg
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Mine would be simple. We married each other because our parents decided we would 17 years prior.
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but how did they know you were going to be gay?
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If I comment on this my kids will buy me a drink but my wife will kill me so I will just laugh silently until she says, "What are you laughing about?" And I close my phone saying, "Oh just thought it's funny how we got together. You know, fate?"
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you're a wiser man than me
i can never catch myself speaking my mind
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It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+
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Yes It was cause of my hairy big Dick !!!
My bad Son +_+
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very intiristig :)
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Thank for you sir
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Thanks you so much @gentlebot
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Thanks for you
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Again Thanks you @gentlebot
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@borshaislam yeah It was cause of your hairy big Dick !!!
Your bad lol ^_^
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Yes right
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Thanks for @gentlebot for this amazing gift.
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@gentlebot is real hero
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Thanks for you..
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@traf,
Oh Dude, Obama missed a nice chance :D
But Traffy, If you were him you might be like Cuban ex-leader lol :D
Cheers~
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Third tenure, hahahaha. The people will revolt before Michelle
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That's a amazing funny @traf
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Thank you sir....
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Thanks for you @gentlebot
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Back to back reply, thank you so much sir...
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Many many thanks to @gentlebot
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Right that's amazing funny
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Amazing funny
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thanks too you.
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haha
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That's a amzing funny @traf
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ha ha its big mistake..really funny @Traf
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Now I see why they are still happily married
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some things can not be undone
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So you can spend your Steem as you want, it's a very good news @traf!
Please be careful regarding gold-digger
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Feeling guilty and then angry..
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so the kids were a mistake too?
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nice meme tnx for share
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Lol
Issue solved.Kill spouse, offer the children.
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.Upps, it was a mistake.I have a lot of sleeping lit, My wife gave a slap on her cheeks!!that was a big mistake & It was my mistake. and i am sorry to say my wifehahahaha..I am waiting for the next one,it will more exciting & funny.Sir, @Traf. I wanna join with you sir,hehehe.Yeah, a great My Bad funny 🐸 🐸such an Laughable post..
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Lol, when my children ask such questions, I understand that I'm pressed to the wall, but I pretend that I do not understand what it's about, hahaha
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i think those two behind this Mark are also married they are both miserable!
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It was meant to be a one night stand
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Congratulations @traf your post so amazing hahaha
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Hahahaha, it was a mistake. I was so drunk and couldn't hold myself. Didn't know how it happened
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That's a beautiful funny @traf
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Wow really @traf that's awesome funny....
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That's a nice funny my dear friend @traf...
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That's a beautiful funny @traf
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ha ha its big mistake
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That's so funny...
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Hope she doesn't sees this lol
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You always awe me with how you relate things in such funny ways 😄
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Son, I was young and stupid, I'm sorry I did that to you.
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There is still time. Kill wifey, sell the kids. Problem solved.
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My parents had already compromised me a few years ago, and what the fuck!
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Where the fuck did I meet her? @traf? I better not tell you anything
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JAJA, son, do not ask me that question, why dad? I do not want to remember it's day @traf
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hahaha very beautiful funny...
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Every funny moment is a mistake. Hahaha ,so no sorry .keep doing that mistake again. Thanks for shairing.
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