My New Years Resolution Is Not Happening

in funny •  7 years ago 

Me making the most of my gym membership

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

ah traffy...you join the deluxe gym with the combined chill and sauna room, now you can have 1 nut frozen and 1 nut sterilized roasted at the same time

Hot and cold - sounds naughty and nice to me

we all owe your people (Swedes and Fins) the deepest thanks for introducing sauna to collectively heat up all balls around the globe today.

Thank you for the recognition of this important contribution to mankind. The sauna has saved many Scandinavian balls from severe frost bite

and my third nut just has to miss out eh

I dunno about you but I bet @steemnsfw love his balls too much and he loves giving them a sniff every now and then....

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he's lucky it wasn't the workout machine in the prison yard

glorious gif and definitely within ball sniffing range

Haha that made me laugh so hard

Yep I had a bit of fun making it too 🤩

There are different ways to Seal the deal on your resolution, swimming is also good exercise

crimes against huge manatees

This is why I don't go the gym, can't figure out all the complicated machines

Better stick to the simple ones

My wife and I go regularly to use the treadmills

I think it's paying off

I see you bought the chillmill - definitely the best kind. With a pizza oven on your left you are going to burn those calories fast

Have to replenish after exercise... Carbs help me go for longer

ya, the treadmill is sorta like a mini escalator

As long as you have a goal in mind you can achieve it. Personally I like to focus on the cling and jerk

doubt you'll ever wipe the machine off afterwards

Haha m8 u just need some motivation

hmm, no need to wipe the machine up after you've done with it my dear

I think something else may need a wipe though lol

Maybe take the same machine next to hers and unconspisiously put it behind her - then you just have to find the right rhythm

This guy seems to have found his rhythm

Haha he definitely has - girls who
Signed up for that gym never knew what they were getting themselves into lol

lol looks like he is swimming through the air

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

haha....like a wave!

forget pole dancing.....every guy need to encourage their gf and wives to attend this special gym, the trainer looks competent

In case u choke please see below 😁

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Haha, nice save. There's a certain attractiveness to a person who can think on his feet, or in this case, on his stomach.

Hehe smart - good way of having a nice angle - and easy to pretend to not be watching

Haha I seen a dude stack it like this once at the gym, though this guy is smooth

Haha I would be behind her doing sit ups or something lol

lol sex, nope no sex here. I was talking about motivation ;)

It's not worth harping it on it anymore. Stop dogging it and go to the gym.

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woah, dog seal transformation, i like it

"Harp seal" anyone? Anyone?

Exercise is the most important meal of the day.

Anyone want to go for a ride?

Today I've got membership GYM, also I did full over like this. Lol

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wtf, must be a new free style free weight ground crawl technique nobody ever heard about

That's my own style...No need help from any others. Can do alone..New techniques I followed.

This was actually pretty entertaining.

This is funny one dear...I appreciate your post..Actually your every post i see and follow...Cause funny post and video l like always ..Carry on your activity...
Best of luck..
I will wait your next funny post..

Resteemit..😊😊😊😊😊😊

wow!amazing post,,i appreciate your funny post,,thanks for sharing this post,,,

Lol, for whom the gym is not only a training session, but also a hahaha pleasure

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

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good work. @traf

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Damn that's a sexy polarbear. I think she works out

P.s. nice vagina

Foreplay is literally necessary in this case to enter the ice cave

If I went to the gym, this would be me

Thankfully, I don't. I just go on diets

That's a new year resolution I can definitely stick to.


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Wow, I didn't see that coming.

When I go to the gym, don't do anything :P
Only looking nearest lady's actions ha ha ha
So no change my fat structure. But change my bad mind...

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@traf your posts always make me laugh

so funny

That's why you never sign up for the entire year. 30 day trial, then wait until next year. Kind of like my relationships as a teenager.

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so cute!!!! :)

wow amazing post. thanks for sharig funny post. @traf

I have the same size :)
It took me 12 hours to travel the bus
I do not want to go back and get up :P

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Forget arnold
Come on @traf join me if you want paritcipate in next world body builder championship

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haha.. these green screens nowadays are so nice.. you really can't see that is is in the gym..

wow amazing funny.post

At least you signed up for it..that counts for something right?

if its funny bt very sweety 😍😍😍😍😊😊😊 ha ha thanks for share again @traf

Somebody call to police. There're Police men can't stop after went gym.

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very funny post.