New ToothpastesteemCreated with Sketch.

in funny •  7 years ago 

me: Please don't use the new toothpaste
girlfriend: Why? The other tube ran out
me: Because I like them in mint condition
girlfriend:

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Toothpaste is expensive. I tell my
Girlfriend to flush with boiling water - it kills all bacterias as well

haha my guess is you were the cause of all those bacterias in the first place ;)

touché

Lol that is very punny!

😂😂

^_^

I believe a toothpaste tube is never empty, it just gets to the point where trouble of getting any more out is greater than the amount left in the tube.

lol deep

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Hilarious.

thank you :)

Np. Keep on creating.

Lmao!! I hate when people touch my toothpaste! Glad I am not alone hahaha

definitely not alone there

Dad joke, good one!

Yes You are right i did not give my toothpaste anyone @traf

Lol 😂

Sorry babe. Just use this Honey.

haha when i was a kid I used nutella to brush my teeth
now I look like a crack addict

Very funny!

thank you

Lol that is very funny..thanks for sharing@traf

Girl is very beautiful😂