When you take the wife to the shooting range and record her so you can better explain the black eye she gets now and then
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1 shot 1 kill, takes care of the pesky alimony and saves on the legal fees
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hmm, will need a bazooka to put my wife down
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I'm always told "safety first"
Save your girl the black eye and buy her some protection, man
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makes it harder for my fists to reach her other eye and balance it out
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yeah that's for the gf, the wife just gets a mouth-guard.....dental fees are getting unaffordable
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Oh, so it's ok for wife to get black eye, huh? Well, at least she'll have nice teeth...hopefully.
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it's ok the gf can be toothless, that works well too
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If make up can make women more beautiful, change men to women
I'm sure it can take care of a little black eye
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hahah hey dandy / @dandesign86 / @bluetower, you gotta come and see this!
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now i have trust issues
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why can't a lady be a little boyish? :)
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lady boys scare us
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That's what dark glasses are for
Covers up the bruises and protects her eyes from harmful uv rays
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i just put them on when walking the dog so i don't have to pick up after it
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he didn't wax on and wax off like he was told
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So it turns out, there seems to be a lot of remedy for black eyes
Let me know what works, I might need it in the future
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i forward it to my wife and she better keep her mouth shut
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You're welcome.
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Traf, you gotta teach your girl correct positioning
See what I mean, no black eye and better view
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all the more reason to be standing behind her at the moment
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Mate... Roofies are cheaper.
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but they don't explain why she turns up to work with a black eye every 3 weeks
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She keeps falling over. ..
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and slams her head into the fridge / oven / doggy door
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More than one way to squirt
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and quieter
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Tits McGee here will give herself a black eye running like this, caused by her boobs not a gun!
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she'll give herself a black boob firing like that
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I will kiss it better
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The struggles of having big boobs...they get in the way of everything.
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you can block my view with them when I'm shooting, i don't mind
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Yes but reducing the size of your boobs is like slapping god in the face.
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Right? Like he didn't know what he was doing.
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see that's protection right there
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@traf,
Gun was the bullet, this is how she explained it with the black eye lol :D
Cheers~
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magneto was standing behind her
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@trafalgar,
Lol I think it's the reason! Otherwise this is so hilarious :D
Cheers`
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Haha, slippery fingers. Even she was surprised by it....lol, I can't stop watching this.
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ha ha ha lol
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That's why, women shouldn't use the gun,
It is for men, as you can see.
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shoots from the hips eh?
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Wow, very impressive...he does know how to handle those guns.
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He is expert of using gun!
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cumkee you never fail to impress
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I would like to use the gun like him. Or use something else.
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But what happens when she actually gets the hang of it?
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Then you better get bullet proof vest
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These are the only guns my baby needs
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that's how guru swami @theabsolutelynaked wanks one off
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Got to tame that python somehow
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Hahaha awesome funny post.
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Don't forget to flip the video when it's the other eye.
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yes it's awesome very funny
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Awesome funny post....nicely one.....i always like your post....thanks for sharing and post....
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oh noo
shoot
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Bam Gun Shoot
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Wow,its a nice post thanks to your post!
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wow very funny shooting
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An archival caricature of a railroad baron swallowing America's train lines
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And the bloody nose to go with it.
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this great fun post I like it..
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Newton's third law😆😆
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction
Thanks for sharing this funny gif. @traf
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Gun fail girl funny Gun shooting fail
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ha ha ha Shoot has opened the pant.
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I can only imagine how they were shooting.
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This very funny Post i like it......
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why give me flag sir...??@idikuci
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because you gave only beautiful eyes, put a punchline in and I'll throw in an upvote
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HAHAHA.....i always enjoy your funny post.....
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We don't enjoy your spam.
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