Ready for a Picnic

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

little did people know that traffy has been training his kitty from young

and as it grew he helped his cat learn even more new skills

until that special day when he can proudly bring a big banana to the park to show off his cat's training

A full-on fruitarian feline.....what were all of you guys thinking?

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

a pinky finger would have been sufficient for my training

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

Still need more practice not too use too much teeth

steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

So that's how traffy bought his steem...

Seriously traffy I refer to my previous offer to open a brothel with you 50/50 split. I'll eat let you eat a few of the cats once we're done with them.

drsinmongwong (56) · 7 years ago

新年快乐 @trafalgar

Since this is the year of the dog, may all your hard work always pay off well!

Get your puppies while they are still young and tender

dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

Now that's a sick puppy

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

hey doc, is that Chinese hotdog?

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bondy007 (50) · 7 years ago

Nah it's gonna cold. After 2 days they're no longer fresh

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

haha
skin it first and use it's pelt as a napkin

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peanutz (55) · 7 years ago

Didn't realize he is the main meal

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

ya it's like when hannibal invites you over, you shouldn't be too enthusiastic

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jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

I found the perfect lunch for cold weather

@Steemnsfw, care to join me?

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

the secret is the added S&MSG

steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

Wait are you a chick or dude? Cos if it's gonna be just a whole bunch of noodles I need a little time to prepare

jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

Does it really matter?

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

bwahahah "Cheap, fast & easy."

jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

The best kind of lunch, not much effort too.

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago (edited)

It's weird, ever since the Chinese restaurant opened around the corner, people's pets have started to disappear

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steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

Perfect cover for your pussy eating business.

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

If you visit I serve you goood cheap pussy ! No worry, I shave it before you eat

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

I'm going to outsmart them by having all the kale mom forces me to eat as pets

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Personally, I prefer something roasted

And down it with a drink

Now, that's a complete meal

gif source1,2

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4 votes

dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

Jeez, looks like Hannibal Lecter designed that menu

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

or an awesome restaurant where jewish wives are trying to get rid of their husbands

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

Haha, well why not make some money in the process right ?

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

yeah, but i wouldn't order the peanut pickle in that menu....looks ~~saucy~~ pricy

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

I agree. It's a bit dodgy with the stickers covering the original meny. I guess this meny is for the tourists

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

nah, it's supply and demand, they are just running out of husband parts and peanuts

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steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

Hey look I have a whole roladex of cheating husbands and wives I can sell you. Whole or by the kilo I don't mind. I give you good plice. Hit me up yo

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

If I buy whole lot, how much?

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

it's probably just a comedy roasting
jews are good at comedy after all

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Heheh, good one.

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diebitch (62) · 7 years ago

It's a dog eat dog world :P

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4 votes

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

looks like someone brought a dog to a cat fight

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steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

Unless your a cat n gotta eat a footlong.

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diebitch (62) · 7 years ago

I'm sure you love eating....alternate word for cats or what @traf calls them.

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steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

Ain't no shame in enjoying a good pussy, or even a ok one, the shame comes the day after when realise it was a dog

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diebitch (62) · 7 years ago

Happened a lot hasn't it?

steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

define: A lot...

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diebitch (62) · 7 years ago

Clears throat
Backs away, remembers somebody is a freakin' judge in a competition and a er very awesome person (makes retching sounds)

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joshua-golbuu (56) · 7 years ago

I like it when my family gets take out, well mainly because I don't have to do the dishes

Take out are great to bring to the park, just make sure you order hot food

Because there are worst things than diarrhea

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

See this is why my mum always told me to chew the food carefully

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bondy007 (50) · 7 years ago

I bet you enjoy eat pussy.

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joshua-golbuu (56) · 7 years ago

Err, mine just tells me to close my mouth and swallow.

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dandesign86 (68) · 7 years ago

Haha

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

Ahh, I see it's already evolved into its second form while inside you

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joshua-golbuu (56) · 7 years ago

bet you didn't know that grumpycat bursted out of a Steemian whale

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traf (81) · 7 years ago

finally found one with an Asian guy for this joke to make sense :p

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

hahah i was wondering if anyone else was going to get your racist flavors :P

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6 votes

bondy007 (50) · 7 years ago

You tell he's Asian, how? Is it because he has the most delicious looking cat or what?

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kouba01 (81) · 7 years ago

He forgot the lunch...

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jasonshick (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

Well some poorer asian countries might still dine on cat, South Koreans have upped their game and moved on to finer delicacies.

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steemnsfw (51) · 7 years ago

I hear good things about eating bitches, but I think pussy is cleaner.

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jasonshick (65) · 7 years ago

I think it depends on which pussy you're eating. If you're eating street corner pussy, you might be biting off more than you can chew

steeminator3000 (74) · 7 years ago

That is a fancy bag lol ! pls send some to Turkey

mrsfox (53) · 7 years ago

Dad!!! He ate my food again! :)))))))

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magnata (66) · 7 years ago

Well done ..... I have not forgotten anything?

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serkagan (65) · 7 years ago (edited)

Lol, oh yeah, and I think that lunch from this picnic is not enthusiastic, ha ha ha

but if he is deceived, he can go himself :D

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