Silky Smooth

in funny •  7 years ago 

When your wife is trying to be sexy by flicking her hair like the woman in the Pantene ad

I think you nailed it honey

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How my wife thinks she looks while flicking her hairs
Expectation -

Reality

that's me frantically masturbating to the first gif

@traf,
Did you see that? Did you see her hair, she said it's only visible to intelligence people :D

I think she meant it, otherwise who should marry her lol :D

Cheers~

probably just flicker her earrings

@trafalgar,
You didn't even see flicker of her hair right :D

Cheers~

I was at a strip club when i was about 18, one of the dancers was coming down close to the stage and flicking her hair around like the Pantene commercial, on her back swing she accidentally head butted my mate in the nose, there was blood everywhere, he had to leave to get it fixed, we all laughed and stayed, she kept dancing....this is a true story!

had he met your mom before that night? maybe she did it on purpose

No first time they met, always awkward when it plays out like that!

What do you want say about my hair flick?

einstein's the only white guy to have pulled the afro off

This just gave me nightmares. How do I unsee this?

Racist.

Haha... that's cute

yeah babe, you nailed it alright

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It's the shampoo that makes flicking possible. I have a home recipe for perfect hair:

2 parts horse fat.
1 part elbow grease.

Don't ask how I get those ingredients.
#horsethief #latenightbutcherparty #render

better than the there's something about mary shampoo recipe i guess

When you've got it, you've got it.

Kind of random, but I think it's great that fashion goes in cycles. I'm waiting for perms and fannypacks to come back in style. Maybe smart fannypacks though with a charger for your phone and a place to store your vape

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its like a gender bending elvis impression

Awh God what is that burn it, burn it quick!

She makes her hair pretty only when she is going out.

trick people into giving you sympathy for having cancer

Nobody touches the hair

If you're gonna flick your hair, make it count for something

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nobody takes her behind without her permission either

When you try to flick your hair but end up eating it instead

Short hair is much better

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She looks like she's just trying to lick something off her face

Maybe leftover from snacking earlier

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Flick it, whip it, spread it

That's her new workout chant

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As a girl, I hate when I see a guy with nicer hair than me
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PANTENE!

Honey, you know my weakness!
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Your moves always make me horny!


she said she looks like 'david beckham' @traf

@resteemia

My wife always try to be sexy

Yeah..
I want my wife To be saxy every day..

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"...but I won't be nailing you, honey."