Spider Senses

in funny •  7 years ago 

When the room is packed but she somehow instantly knew it was you who farted

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How i fart when no one is around.

probably shouldn't stray too far from the toilet then

@traf,
It's not only spider sense, it's what we called as experience of the known smell :D

If she shared my bed she can recognized the smell in any far lol :D
How about yours Traffy? Hope your wife can do the same lol :D

Cheers~

going by their age it's the smell of death

You can always smell your own brand!

ya, the one that smells like your dad's cum came from you lol

Probably has fart sonar like a bat. Her comic book never really took off.

elevator woman
able to identify the culprit in any elevator

Dogs have the same excellent flair. He can not be fooled :)) ha-ha

i think the dog just suffered a stroke

Haha, it looks like something

Lol, there are times when my girlfriend not only realizes that it's me, but she also enters this moment into ecstasy, ha ha ha :D

damn
just imagine what she'd be like if you shat your pants

Haha, it would be a complete knockout, lol

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You are a powerful man... She nose your scent.

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She was bitten by a radioactive fart, her other super powers includes knocking out that crowd in a cloud of blue colored gas

  • that's her super hero costume she's wearing there

When people blame u for the fart.... lol tenor.gif

Welcome back from the Kashmir, where is your #comedyopenmic entry Tassy?

Hey @dj123, feels great that someone is looking for your work, thankyou boss, I checked out many posts thr, they are of some other level, and I am not that great in comedy, to be honest, I am nervous about it, how to write it, my thing is usually serious narration and thank you for mentioning Kashmir, my sole aim is that only

make a short comedy about Kashmir, I'm sure you guys know how to make good jokes there too!

This Guy

That's me telling her it wasn't me

Was that a fart or earthquake...
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That's me telling her it wasn't me

nothing to say
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