Stealing Your Thunder

in funny •  7 years ago 

When your friend tells the exact same joke to the hot waitress that you just told him

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

@traf - No issues. Tell the waitress you look so tall because you are sitting on your wallet. She will like anything you say after that better than the joke. :)

I am not an expert on dating and impressing waitresses ofcourse. In fact, I wrote a blog on Anti-dating tips for dummies just now. So take my advise with a pinch of salt. Haha

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@vm2904

paying ppl to laugh at my jokes...seems familiar :)

You just turn it around and impress her by removing the table cloth without removing the plates. Waitresses love that shit. Makes the serviettes drop.


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Just watch out in case your friend tries to trip you up

damn i'm so good i can set the table cloth this way

Haha! Stealing the spotlight

ya, that dirty bastard

Kindly follow back.😁

I will lose my temper like this man HaHaHaHa

the other guy's like meh lol

The man really is not interested in what is happening , hahaha


When your friend does not say anything 😂😂😂

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

the faces of people often do not need the words the gestures say everything.
great dear friend @traf

I always tell it with a lady instead of the guy who is in the joke..... The faces.......

God dammit Barry.

Flag him for plagiarism. I guess it doesn't have the same effect as it does on Steemit.

That's when you make a joke about how your friend is gay and mess his game up