Story of My Life

traf (81) in funny • 7 years ago

Me, 2 hours after telling myself I'll only have one drink tonight

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7 years ago by traf (81)

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dj123 (60) · 7 years ago (edited)

It's all that you do after the 2nd hour that could seal your status

Legends: Made From Stories You Can't Remember Participating In

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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

if i saw myself in this picture i'd just be hoping it lead to me shagging the lama rather than the other way around

dj123 (60) · 7 years ago

hey you're not getting any liberation on the llama, i rather see that ostrich eating you out

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

You know you've had one too many when you try to drink from the breathalyzer

Now, that is a sure fail

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

i dunno
maybe he's just good ol fashioned stupid

dimix3 (50) · 7 years ago

thats the word. Good old fashioned stupid.

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Haha, haven't heard that one before.

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joshua-golbuu (56) · 7 years ago

Haha, go home grandpa. You're too old to be drinking.

peanutz (55) · 7 years ago (edited)

I say we create a new global holiday, I call it Happy Liver Day!

All bartenders get free ~~happy endings~~ foot rubs on Happy Liver Day

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

stupid how we didn't evolve an extra liver instead of kidney
or testicle
or eye

peanutz (55) · 7 years ago

yeah right? or even 3 livers, 1 right in the back of our throats!

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take5 (58) · 7 years ago

Here, here. I second that motion.

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foles09 (55) · 7 years ago

This how i like my girls to end up after only going out for 'one' drink!

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

i'm sure with you around cosby, they do

foles09 (55) · 7 years ago

My mentor Bill

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jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

I have trouble sleeping at night

So just one drink to help me get to sleep faster

Sweet slumber, I welcome thee
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trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

damn i'm one of those poor bastards who can't sleep when they're too drunk
envious

jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

There's a sweet spot where you fall asleep fast but if you force yourself to stay awake then it's hard to fall asleep after that, much like babies.

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theguruasia (67) · 7 years ago

@traf,
Yeah, I only got one drink tonight, and who the f#$k told me to go to ATM :/

Cheers~

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

gotta withdraw another $5 now

jerrybanfields (49) · 7 years ago

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joshua-golbuu (56) · 7 years ago

They say don't drink and drive but nobody said you couldn't be a drunk passenger

My mom found out the hard way, it's just as dangerous

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

i'd definitely blame it on the passenger if i were the driver too

jedi-won (54) · 7 years ago

Are you sure she's drunk? Looks like reckless driving...maybe planned accident?

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idikuci (61) · 7 years ago

You turn into a black stripper? Nice.

Does the parket match the drapes?

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

it's probably me after 1 drink anyway

peanutz (55) · 7 years ago (edited)

Does the afro match the tabasco?

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theabsolute (63) · 7 years ago

The best part is you're already in a diaper in case of an accident

trafalgar (87) · 7 years ago

nah i put it on after my first accident already

drsinmongwong (56) · 7 years ago

I'm not much of a drinker but the doctor says one glass of wine a way can extend your life

I plan to live past 90

drsinmongwong (56) · 7 years ago

If you're going to get really drunk.

Then dress to do it in style

flauwy (73) · 7 years ago

And then you met her...

thedailylaugh (54) · 7 years ago

Drink Responsibly: Wear a diaper. At least you remembered that ;-)

cemke (61) · 7 years ago

At least you seem happy and to be having fun. It could be worse.

I hope you didn't call your ex-girlfriend.

jerrybanfields (49) · 7 years ago

serkagan (65) · 7 years ago

Lol, yes, yes, yes, my drink is also with me tonight, ha ha ha :D

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stmit (55) · 7 years ago

when my besite and go out for one drink!

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jerrybanfields (49) · 7 years ago

Girls Who Had Too Much To Drink

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foles09 (55) · 7 years ago

That looks like the Gold Coast

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yesaye (53) · 7 years ago

Congrats on succeeding! Good victory dance. 👌

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magnata (66) · 7 years ago

Lol. I'm rehearsing with my brother, I'll try two drinks :)

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minoservice (52) · 7 years ago

i am only having one drink tonight.

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killermanprapto (45) · 7 years ago

have a nice day.tnx for upvote

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greenwhell79 (46) · 7 years ago

Haha,what a fun !Great entertainment.I expect daily you share us this type of funny giphy for enjoy ourself.

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masud91 (55) · 7 years ago (edited)

Double-eye socket Vinnie Jones 'ard man status.

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masud91 (55) · 7 years ago (edited)

Drinking wine GIFs

Girls Who Had Too Much To Drink

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jerrybanfields (49) · 7 years ago (edited)

Baby loves beer

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hhumaira (51) · 7 years ago

Haha,what a fun !Great entertainment.I expect daily you share us this type of funny giphy for enjoy ourself.
Thanks @traf for sharing.
@Resteem & follow has done.

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gmjahidhassan (36) · 7 years ago

Hahaahahah so funny post . I like it . Best of luck .

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swenger (58) · 7 years ago

Large beer glass.jpg
source: https://johnrieber.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/giant-beer.jpg

It might have something to do with the size of that one drink.

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