The Coast Is Clear...

in funny •  7 years ago 

When the Jehova witnesses finally stop ringing my doorbell

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How i deal with Jehovah's Witnesses.

Perfect idea. I will use this formula whnever i see them knocking on my door to.

Nice funny sir

Stop spamming

Yeah

Thank you

What You Really Wanna Do When Jehovah's Witnesses Knock Your Door.

haha
witness that!

Thanks for you sir...

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Thanks sir

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Thanks you so much

Lol you guys are funny. Whats "thanks for you' what part of figure of speech is that?

Thank you so much @gentlebot

Thanks for you sir.. and most welcome...

Most wellcome boss

Most wellcome sir.

Thanks for you

Dear

Thanks for you sir..

Thanks for you sir...

Most welcome to sir..

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You are really most welcome sir

Most wellcome

Thanks for you sir...

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very gorgeous funny video.

Very amazing,,,,,,

Yeah very beautiful funny

Beautiful

Beautiful

Hahaha fantastic funny..

Amazing funny..

Don't do that, you can tell them no I am busy. They are humans

Thanks for you

@traf,
I think now the coast is all clear!

A good invention against JW. Door open to outside :D

Cheers~

cow be crazier than my wife when i buy the wrong milk

hey boss, you need sick leave ? you got it :D

Thanks for you

Just remember, if you let Jesus into your home, be sure he pays rent.

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wouldn't be so bad if he didn't always watch me when i masturbate

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Lol, this situation is exactly the same when you are convinced that the coast is clear from the mother of the wife, hahaha

she probably just needed to take a leak

Great funny..

Interesting funny...

i'm just gonna start ambushing them as they approach

hmm ya probably have snipers to take them out next time

pew pew

This post is great friends funny..

Thank for the funny..

never happened before?

That's a great funny..

Yes, you are right, I have gotten to know more about Jehovah witness through their activities and believe, they don't tend to engaged in unnecessary ceremony and focus more on getting the word of God reach people as soon as possible. Thus I believe that is what should be our focus most of the time.

Thank for sharing..

Haha funny animal

very funny

Beautiful funny..

Thank you..

Lol. Hang on the front door a bell and you will not be disturbed by Jehovah's witnesses :)

haha

That's like an armored pig!

How to keep jehova's witness from knocking the door.

LOL

Thank for you too..

Nice animals funny..

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great funny haha

Hahahah, man i think youre thinking what am thinking.

Bro this kinda look scary to me man.

Thank for you too..

This is Trafalgar's account resuming posting once superlinear rewards gets re-instated :P

this is so funny hahahahahaha:D

Thanks

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nice funny post

Thank s..

So it happens over there too. I thought it is only in Nigeria. Final there is peace on earth.

@traf you should go into comedy, it pays now. You are a funny guy.

And now you can really feel you're at home.

May the Steem Power be with you.

So this engineer recently moved into our neighbourhood and JW came knocking.

  • Hello its jehovah witness we want to preach the word.
  • Yes, I am an angel , i see your hard work, this door is secure go to the next, go.. , go go gooook

nice animals funny post

Ha hahaha.... that's a beautiful funny.

Wow that's great funny.

HAhaha Very funny lol

Hahaha amazing funny..

I appreciate your meme.

You don't appreciate shit but spam.

and you find them inside
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Interesting funny..

i know that stop this bullshit

Thank for the funny post..

Surprised!!!!!!
Shocking so!!!


So I specifically bought a mobile home, and still they bother me :)

Hahaha amazing funny...

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After a hot day.

Dear @gentlebot.
today a lot of trouble for me.

how possible it @gentlebot.

Hey spammers, fuck off

spammer sucks.....

Right

Try connecting up your door bell directly to an electrical outlet, lets make it more fun and exciting for them.

Or when my one-night-stand bf's stops pounding the door.

Allah will strike them down for bothering an unclean animal with hooves!

oh wait....wrong religion

You must also be very-very quiet ...... shussss.

that I like @traf I hide him too or if I do not tell them I do not have time hehe

I shout to them and I tell them not to fuck they are going to make sex, or they do not have an office in their houses?

Something like that when you are with the girlfriend and you have to go home, but you can not find out why your mother is knocking on the door.

Armadillos don't take preaching from nobody.

Jehova Witnesses makes my balls wrinkle up and shrinks too.