The True Cause

in funny •  7 years ago 

I found the true cause of earthquakes: these were all set to vibrate
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It's the butterfly effect


A ButterFly Winked


Cause A Skateboard To Start An EarthQuake


That Led To a Tsunami Bursting From a Pool

just gotta find that 1 butterfly to stop all those disasters

Thank goodness for your breakthrough discovery

I was hearing rumor that mass twerking were causing instability in our tectonic plates

It would be a shame to discourage group physical activity among the young people of this generation


Never In The History of Exercises Has Anything Been This Shaky
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no that was during that one class when my wife was the only dancer

Right. It is what @hanshotfirst has confiscated from his classroom over the past ten years.

ya, you can see most of them are cracked from the students throwing it at his head

@hanzappedfirst we found all the lost phones!

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That was a memorial wall of every dead txt-walker that was hit by a bus (some were tripped by me & then hit by a bus) but their phone recovered & placed there by an equally idiotic relative of theirs who also txt while walking and will soon meet the same fate.

One of these phones was Satoshi's phone in 2008-2009, and has his wallet.

ill check by calling, I have his number right here...

I had to block his number. He became a pest calling me for advice. I mean, come on, dude, I wrote all the code for you, what more do you want?

@traf,
Now I understood why it happens lol

Cheers ~

Absolutely exactly earthquake comes from the vibration of phones, that's the proof :)

Future species are going to think they found a robot fossil

that's how long it's been since i got a notification from tinder

That's what they want the general public to think. The real cause is below. On an aside, I'm surprised that purple won this race...

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if only phones had those kind of batteries

Someone needs to hook those together to start mining crypto. Just hope they aren't iPhones, or the performance will be slowed due to old batteries.

ya
it's what a tesla looks like under the hood

I always knew they must recycle these the things somehow. I want my flying car Elon Musk. Make it happen :-D

One of the main causes of this earthquake trained

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

This is a breakthrough in knowing when to wait for an earthquake :)

You Are Right ^^ I was wondering what the reason was hh

One of the devastating consequences of this earthquake

really funny !!!!!!!!! thanks for share

unique post @traf

HA! Where the fuck is the picture from?! HAHA!

biggest used mobile market in china

a truly extraordinary share will come back to me