When Dating My Daughter...

in funny •  7 years ago 

When he emphasizes that you must bring his daughter back home by 10pm like it's impossible to have sex before that time

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Since, I'm far from being a dad I have more time to prepare and I've been practicing for that fateful day.

When it comes, I'll be ready.

you must anticipate your daughter dating a lot of guys at once

Her father give me this look even in the morning.

well i don't know why you slept with him

@trafalgar,
Lol man this is too funny :D

Cheers~

he looks indignant lol and pissed

there's always time for sex23yfhx.jpg

Hey, not sure if it's intentional or not but you commented the same thing twice.

Thank you!! deleted the second post..I have TBI from going back to work today

My condolences

I'd sniff your butt, you look a little cold though. Maybe an electric blanket would help

haha
tin tin's dog :)

Kids these days

They think they can fool a girl's dad
but he's always a step ahead.

he's got a nice body

Bad boys Bad boys

This is another very effective technique

he looks at least 30

So people can enjoy the full scene in all its magic glory.

One of the truly great scenes haha Reggie needs a change of underwear!

My daughter is 6 months old... I'm definately going to level my self up to this by the time she's 18....

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shit, she dating zombies?

Haha maybe I should take upon explosive training for after 10 pm 🤣

If you raise them properly they will be better prepared for life.


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damn, i thought tazers were bad enough, but lasers?

Typical Fatherhood.

good luck!

Dad just wants to make sure he can open a can of whoop ass if needed and still make it to bed by 11:00.

haha cos that's his own bedtime

Well he is married

When you are just warming up at 10pm.

lol 10:01
grrrrr

@traf,
Better having no more dating when I had to get this feeling :D

Cheers~

I've been working on my angry face for when those boys start coming around

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And if that doesn't work, I can do crazy mom too

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oh my god what is that

9 minutes later behind the McDonald's Drive in

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol, from this view everything is clear without words ha ha ha :D

When he asks you if your intentions are serious
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A metaphor in his place of nothing is impossible. Everything is possible
Thank you for the crossing menstimbo_pulling_traci_in_a_wagon_hg_wht.gif

You feel like ripping his brain out.

Laughs! This is really hillarious. I guess it is just for saying sake.

🙈🙈🙈😆

Does the price go up after 10pm?

Tell him you're dyslexic and often get pm and am mixed up.

Hey maxipad where are you? I like this
Flagging business

if she is my daughter.. I'm giving this pose to her :)

Cockroach Problems

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