"@asshole" - A Parody Song of "Asshole" by Denis LearysteemCreated with Sketch.

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This is a parody of the song "Asshole" by Denis Leary about @asshole on Steemit.



I'm just a regular blogger with a regular job
I'm your average uneducated internet slob
I like @steemsports and @nspart and blogs on doom porn

I've got an average blog with a nice rep score
My wife and my blog, my STEEM and my car
My fingers on my keyboard and a Swisher cigar

But sometimes bloggin' just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
(Oh no)
Now way
(Uh-uh)

No, I've gotta logon and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I flag lot's of posts under anonymous names
While people who get flagged are going insane

I'm @asshole
(He's @asshole, what an asshole)
I'm @asshole
(He's @asshole, such an asshole)

I use lots of flags to bring up the heat
I lurk around in Steem chat thinking
"I'll flag all these peeps!"

I'm @asshole
(He's @asshole, what an asshole)
I'm @asshole
(He's Steemit's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I flag at other social-media places
But Steemit rewards my infant ego stasis

I'm @asshole
(He's @asshole, what an asshole)
I'm @asshole
(He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be flagging this song
Though it's FullHQ it rips Leary off
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong

Nah!

I'm @asshole
(He's @asshole, what an asshole)
I'm @asshole
(He's Steemit's biggest asshole)


Original song by Denis Leary (original concept by Louis C.K.).
Disclaimer : I'm not saying I'm @asshole. =b

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Ha! Funny. My latest song was trending at #1 for the past 24 hours in #music, but just overtaken by a song called Arsehole and fell to #2. A metaphor for my music. Back to the lab. :-)

lulz

Nice wondered when someone would do something like this

I remember this song!

awesome song very funny

Hahaha ! Good one I loved it ! And I always loved Denis Leary , thanks for shareing !LOL !😂😂😂

Omg!! This is so awesome! I received a flag from him today hahah. I love your creativity.

I have one more too. He's still doing today. All new posts are victims :(

You beat me to it! LOL
I got flagged by asshole too and it was the first song that popped into my head. I love Denis Leary. :D

So this dude is not your average troll. I took a good look at his blog. Not only hasn't he posted, he hasn't commented, nothing that could get him flagged out of existence. He also purchased enough steem to give him just over 1000 sp which appears to be the point where you get your sliding vote scale. People assume its rep, but that's because rep goes up as your sp does when you're earning it, not when you buy it. He got the scale so he could flag everyone at 1%. Which couldn't possibly hurt anyone, other than irritating them with that little black mark (I got my flag cherry popped by him lol, twice now)
Seriously though, it appears to be a statement and not necessarily the one we assume. I have absolutely no doubt that account belongs to someone on steemit, possibly not even a bad someone. We'll see.

Lol, I have been among the great @asshole 's chosen ones and have been getting flagged every post the last couple of days.

Damn him :)

jeeeezzzz.

Hahahah! Good one! :D

I try and get in some last minute post views and votes just before I get offline for the nite all the time and this is a beaut.

I am getting flagged all day long by him since he started. Perhaps he is Mark Zuckerberg. Or the gutless mayor of my town.


I have been tied up and offline as you know, but came to find your latest post to say Thank You to you and @stellabelle for your help. Have a nice weekend.

This is so great :)

Love it!!

fantastic

You are giving to much credit to @asshole
Just ignore him.