Yesterday I was in a neighbors shop to charge my phone, when I overheard his daughter, an eight year old girl who was looking at her mother's INEC voters' card exclaim hysterically and unconsciously too I guess.
Jesus, mummy 'F'?
No doubt the girl's eye must have caught the portion in the card that was written SEX: "F ",
Ignorantly this child who wants to put her mum diapers in the public started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing .
Then the innocent but silly girl said
"I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an "F" grade.
It's now that I understand why my Daddy is always with the maid in her room longer than your bedroom whenever you are not around.
Before the mom could even hush her, the bomb had already exploded. You can imagine what the atmosphere in the shop was like. It took me like 5mins. to get back to my sense.