Warning! Rude, inappropriate, sexual and racist jokes.

in funny •  8 years ago 

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Who is the only black man to admit he's the father?
Darth Vader


What have tornadoes got in common with niggers?
It only takes one to ruin a whole neighborhood


“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” my wife screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.” “You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.” “Well that’s your fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.”


I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said - Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!
I thought it was a guaranteed fuck until her friend said, "She means 666-3629."


What the child with no arms got for a Christmas?
I don't know — he never opened the present


When you die you're getting one step closer to the God.
You don't exist


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These are great

Haha! Go to bed. Don't you work doubles at your job?? 😜

Sleep for weak mortals!

Hahahaha. You never let me down 😂😂

we should have never given you an outlet

You're the only one to blame! MUA-HA-HA-HA

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