"I don't know what I did to cause this!?
I raised my son to be a good Jew. I sent him to Hebrew school.
I made sure he had his Bar Mitzvah when he turned 13 years old.
And NOW.... he's a Christian."
"Funny you should come to me with this," said the Rabbi, "I too have a son, and I taught him to read Hebrew, and officiated his Bar Mitzvah.
And now, he is a Christian."
"What did you do about it?" Asked the Lawyer.
"I went and told God the whole story....and God said
'FUNNY YOU SHOULD COME TO ME WITH THIS'"