Well I'm sure he is. But is he as bad as this guy's?
Poor Mazen Dayem has found it necessary to file a restraining order against his. His father in law, Yunes Doleh, refuses to adhere to the stipulations of the order.
It got so bad that in November, Doleh was arrested for violating the restraining order while Dayem was at a funeral!
Not weird enough yet?
The restraining order stems from Doleh insistence on taunting his son in law Dayem with a crippling phobia the younger man suffers from.
You see, Mazen Dayem has a phobia of
The Tasmanian devil
Good thing this guy wasn't around in the 90s when a bunch of frat guys were getting Tax tattooed on them. source
Not some actual animal, but the cartoon character known to harass Bugs Bunny.
How does the father in law manage to illicit terror from his son in law? After all, he is not the actual Tasmanian Devil.
Perhaps not. But according to Dayem, his father in law's toupee looks so much like the cartoon character that it paralyzes him with fear.
So apparently you get the courts to issue a restraining order for just about anything.
My father in law's eyebrows kind of remind me of a Yeti.
Maybe I can get the court to do me a solid.