Stupid Questions 128

American actress Bianca Lawson, the coronavirus, “Fur Ball,” “Gobstopper” and “Golden Shower” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, boys and girls:

Shouldn’t wine count as a serving of fruit on the official Food Pyramid?

Manny Falcone inspired this one: What’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
(Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.)

If ladies with big breasts work at Hooters, where do ladies with one leg work?
(IHOP)

Is it just me or is it ironically funny that the new 007 movie titled No Time To Die is having its release postponed due to the coronavirus?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not truly understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Amy D. inspired this one: Know why you should never trust train stations?
(They have loco motives.)

Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

Justin S. inspired this one: What happens when you boil a funny bone?
(It becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.)

Ya know how you can tell that most of the alleged boy scouts abuse cases are bullsh*t? Because you can find Disney’s 1966 Boy Scout movie Follow Me, Boys! on DVD but you cannot find their 1946 film Song Of The South anywhere!

Sheila G. inspired this one: “If walls and guns don’t work, why are celebrities and politicians surrounded by them?”

Timely Bonus Stupid Question: Jennifer L. asks: “Is TPing your own house flaunting your wealth?”

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

“Could You Be Loved?” (I don’t know but I’m told I’m a good kisser.)

“21 Questions” I wish there was only 21 questions)

“The Question Is” (The question is . . . what?”)

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