Swedish singer Tove Lo, Halloween, “Battyman” and “Wicket” aren’t mentioned very much in this edition of the series. Nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, chicks and dudes:
Would you prefer only being able to have sex in five minute increments for the rest of your life, or only being able to have sex in five hour increments for the rest of your life?
How many dead babies would it take to paint your house red?
(Well, that depends on how hard you throw them.)
Would you rather only be able to have sex in cars or only be able to have sex in bathrooms?
What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
(So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.)
What did the baby robot say to his mom?
(I love you watts and watts.)
Would you really care if I ever forgot to include lesbians?
Would you rather never be able to eat solid foods again or never be able to masturbate again?
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
(Staple its other hand to the floor.)
Would you rather find your parents’ sex tape or have your parents find your sex tape?
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards don’t bleed.
What did the baby Egyptian say when he got lost?
(I want my mummy.)
Bonus Halloween Riddle: How do you annoy a skeleton?
(You don’t. Nothing gets under his skin.)
Bonus Gross Halloween Riddle: What’s red and screams when you shake it?
(A skinned baby in a bag of salt.)
Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?
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